gay karate

Capoeira. Maybe its a martial art to some, but it really just looks like a gay version of karate.

Luke may be an expert at gay karate, but if he ever gets in to a bar fight, he better hope someones there to tap out a beat on a drum, or he's going to get his ass kicked.

by capowhya May 22, 2006

Paper Towel Karate

What people do when they are flailing their arms about an automatic paper towel dispenser that is hard to activate.

I just witnessed a guy do paper towel karate in the mens room for five minutes! I just used my pants.

by Wafsnipes23 September 17, 2011

Cum Karate

When a man pulls out to cum on his partner and she swings both arms at the same time. One deflecting the cum shot and the other slapping your dick out of the way then simultaneously slapping you in the chest with you own semen (karate like sounds optional)

I tried to give her a surprise facial last night but instead she hit me with "Cum Karate"

by ABE Bridges January 3, 2011

Machida Karate

A modified version of the Shotokan Karate style with elements of Sumo, Wrestling, and Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu. This hybrid style of Karate was pioneered by Japanese-Brazilian Mixed Martial Artist and Karate practitioner Lyoto Machida in order to use his Karate style in Mixed Martial Arts fights.

Lyoto Machida used his Machida Karate style to knockout and defeat Rashad Evans to win the UFC Light Heavyweight Championship at UFC 98.

by Papi Chulo Judan August 3, 2011

italian karate

Two guys hold you down while a third one kicks out your brains.

Judging by the brains oozing out of the ears, the stiff looks like it got a dose of Italian Karate.

by Bloodystocking November 7, 2007

dance karate

It's a beautiful but dangerous sport.

Guy 1: Back off before I go all dance karate on you!
Guy 2: Sure, whatever you say...

by Erkkiboy January 6, 2008

Hot Karate

One who smells so bad that the smell beats you up every time.

Y’all better cover your nose. Raymond smells like hot karate!!

by CreoleMamita June 11, 2019