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Krusty-Jamaican

When you bust a load into someone's dreadlocks thus making them super duper crusty and hard to clean.
Bro I just gave you a Krusty-Jamaican you'll never get that out!
by Banana Hammie May 26, 2020
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Absolute Krusty

The act wherein the male ejaculates onto his partners hair while they sleep, resulting in a spiky and crispy hairdo that resembles the one worn by The Simpsons character Krusty The Clown.
"Doris looks rough today Keith, did you slip her an Absolute Krusty last night?.."
by Robbie Carton Comedian July 28, 2022
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Krusty Kristin

A woman that has no brain. Literally an NPC. A meal for Krusty Kristin only consists of rabbit food and Vodka.

Also could be used to describe when a female uses male sperm as shampoo and occasionally sunscreen.
It may also describe when an older female uses the scent of her urine to lure in younger children to her blatantly obvious white van, which may be referred to as “rape train.”
Not again, Darrell just got convicted for committing a Krusty Kristin again… this time at an elementary school.

My roommate just ran out of shampoo so she’s doing the Krusty Kristin again. This time from her creepy step-dad.
by Seth Sidle April 28, 2022
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Krusty Krab Pizza’d

When you order a pizza and a drink, but the delivery guy forgets to bring the drink.
I just got Krusty Krab Pizza’d by Dominos.”
by Krexxal April 8, 2022
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The Krusty

When you lay on your back with your legs over your head trying to suck your own cock
Did you hear Tom got caught doing the Krusty?
by Frederick1 November 3, 2021
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Krusty Krab

by THICK JUICY MEATS November 1, 2021
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krusty krusty

A lyric from the improved Jay-z song "Change Clothes" sung by pharrell describing the peeps with the krustiest skin EVER - ms. Paper and Kyrie
Ha Haaaa, Krusty Krusty

Q: Which would you do, (The nastiest thing you can think of) or give kyrie's krusty ass a leg massage with lotion.

A: Oh, definitely (The nastiest thing you can think of), fuck the leg massage.
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