tickle the koala

Putting a lot of effort into a useless task.

Don't tickle the koala by trying to convince Bob to do this.

by kevinschwarz January 24, 2018

comrade koala

Noun
Com•rade ko•a•la
Slang for Kamala Harris, first female vice president of the US. Smooth brained koala's, being unable to recognize food unless it's on a tree and having no idea what rain is; is synonymous with the Vice President, who laughs uncontrollably at questions she can't answer and is a genuine idiot.

"Oh, look, Comrade Koala is laughing hysterically at another serious question."

by All Amendments Matter September 23, 2021

home koala

Someone stay at home all day, especially in the day time;indoorsman, indoorswoman

You are such a home koala.

by grace2245 October 6, 2012

koala relationship

Quick, meaningless relationship; waste of time (relationship); ie. Eat bush and leaves. (not to be confused with a one night stand)

PERSON 1: I don't want to have a koala relationship.
PERSON 2: I know. I want this to last, too. I want it to be something.

by DaBeastlyAzn February 10, 2012

Trust Koala

A form of koalaing a person by running up from behind them and yelling, 'Trust Koala!' before jumping up and koalaing them.

For the 8th time that day, Nicole snuck up to Trust Koala Chloe.

by Speedy45 November 22, 2011

stinky koala

Genitals infected with chlamydia. Wild koalas are known to be riddled with this disease.

"bro, how'd it go with that shawty you were sucking face with last night?"
"dude, not good, her WAP was a stinky koala"
"bro"

by opalessence March 4, 2023

Full Koala

N-The act of performing both anilingus and cunnilingus in one motion, generally with the recipient's legs elevated.

Giving full koalas is a leading cause of bad breath amongst adult film actors.

by full koala December 15, 2010