kidney lead

The thing you have if a bullet travels up your urethra and into your kidneys

Jim: Aw fuck, some wanker gave me kidney lead!
Tommy: Just piss it out.

by Thebirdman567 May 14, 2021

kidney chop

A swift chop to the kidney area after finishing anal sex causing the ass to tense up and wipe your cock clean when you pull out

I gave her a kidney chop after I finished so I didn't have shit on my dick when I pulled out

by Easy E 83 June 19, 2014

kidney disrupter

A penis.

As a gentleman, I always wait until the second date to introduce her to the ol' kidney disrupter.

by JCVN November 4, 2012

Kidney Seasoning

When your urine is used to add flavor to your genitalia as your partner gives you head. Kidney seasoning can add flavor to your genitalia based on what you eat. While recieving head, you urine a little at a time to slowly add the flavor for your partner's tast pleasure.

Her pussy tasted bland so she added some kidney seasoning to give it a nice kick.

by Hyper_MiLf August 31, 2021

kidney butt

The overflowing fat pushed up and out of one's way too tight jeans, which causes the said fat to be repositioned at kidney level.

Hey bro..... That chick is smokin hot, but check out her kidney butt!!!

by gnrcoax762 May 14, 2012

big kidney

Having a overblown ego, inflated sense of self-importance, perhaps a narcissist. My mother, who was from Splott, Cardiff, Wales used this expression to describe a 1960s US game show host. I was about 10 years old when she made this remark. I thought perhaps it meant that the gentleman had a kidney disease, but she said it meant that he really liked himself.

My mother said, "I don't like him, he's got a big kidney!"

by Welsh-American November 14, 2016

goon kidney

The goon kidney is the small organ that bulges out of your side during the peak of a gooning sesh.

Dude, what's that under your shirt? Eww, is that your goon kidney? Are you gooning right now??

by deezest March 27, 2024