kansas twinkie

the act of blowing your load in a chicks pussy then scooping the jiz out with bread and eating it

man i gave that bitch a kansas twinkie and she was lovin it

by matt stults and tyler jones October 23, 2007

Kansas 10

A woman who is considered very attractive, only because those around her are pretty average. If she was in another setting, she wouldn't be much to look at, at all.

An expression used by insult comic Lisa Lampanelli.

Barry: "I picked this chick up in the bar last night and took her home."
Mike: "Was she hot?"
Barry: "Nah, she was a Kansas 10."
Mike: "So, about a New York 3?"

by Bucko_NZ August 29, 2007

kansas tomato

having sex with someone during their period

little did i know, i was in the middle of a kansas tomato... messy i tell yah

by a ly August 14, 2006

Went to Kansas

To use the phrase 'went to kansas' is an analogy for suicide, the phrase is derived from a tumblr post by user cartographerswithoutborders

"what ever happened to laila?" "..dude, didn't you hear? she went to kansas"

"istg if my teacher doesn't hop off i'm gonna go to kansas"

by junobane May 16, 2020

The Kansas Tornado

When you Insert your penis into a blender, and hope it feels good

Denis performed The Kansas Tornado, and is now bleeding profusely, out of his cock

by Mr.CockBlender December 30, 2022

Kansas Coathook

When you have to drive to Kansas for an abortion because Oklahoma and Texas banned them.

The girl I scored with at the bar last week called and said she might be pregnant. Oklahoma banned abortions this week so I had to get a Kansas Coathook.

by Summitlt April 13, 2022

Kansas shitweed.

Kansas shitweed, low quality cannabis.

Kansas shitweed. "Couldn't get much of a buzz off of that pot. That shit was real Kansas shitweed".

by mannacler March 29, 2018