Kale

Not fat.

Kale is not fat

by That Homeless Kid June 30, 2020

kale

kale is a name for a person who is gay, emo, and edgy

your such a kale

by im u and u are me January 06, 2022

Kale

Really cool guy who could beat professional wrestlers in a 1v1. Makes weird noises when he thinks he’s alone. Definitely don’t neglect this hot boi

Daaang, he did it again, that Kale. He’s a keeper.

by Minioncurry52 January 18, 2025

Kale

my really awesome cool boyfriend that i love a lot he makes me very happy -🗡

“have you seen kale?”

“like the vegetable?”

“NO. it’s pronounced Kal.”

“oh then no-“
“you suck”

by kalesslvvt September 12, 2021

kale

that green ass shit that you buy at the store

Damn that's some nice kale

by daddyhakcsonly23 October 07, 2022

Kale

Kale is daddy, he'll always be there for you no matter what, he'll always love you, even if you hurt him, he'll be there for you.

Some girl: who's that
guy: my boyfriend, kale :)

by Adamtheperson September 14, 2020

Kale

Kale is a unique little creature with something bigger than most people can handle in his mind. Kale loves pain as much as he loves pleasure. He’ll be a great friend as long as you don’t break his heart twice.

The doctor says Kale has anal fissure. So Kale explains how and why he got there by showing photos of his hot boyfriend.

by asiaisbetterthanamerica November 23, 2021