Juggalette

It's basically a cult for distraught teenagers with parents who absolutely suck. It is something else that has been created to make kids that have no guidance feel like they belong to something.

You don't see many national honor society members claiming to be down with the clown. Not saying they are all dumb but damn could put that energy toward something good rather than some nasty, dirty, fat, group. That band doesn't care about you at all. As long as you are paying to see their concerts and buying their CDs.

by Chri from the REAL world October 28, 2006

Juggalette

The one breed with more self loathing than a goth girl.

Usually extremely overweight, unattractive and promiscuous. Can usually be found on webcam in chatrooms exposing themselves.

They are the reason why people are afraid of clowns.

steve - "once i went out with a goth chick"
mike - "dude thats nothing, once I went out with a Juggalette"

both - "ewww"

by The Truth October 27, 2006

juggalo/juggalette

Juggalo/Juggalette - A follower of the semi-famous label psychopathic records, can be found anywhere a job is involved. While calling themselves rebels it can be described as more of a fad, as everyone who claims this title, wears the same attire, drinks faygo, and speaks in a manner fitting that of a 12 year old boy with down syndrome.
-
I general confrontation will follow in this manner.
-
Person - "Hi"
Juggalo - "ICP is da sit myz ninja MCL muthafacko"
Person - "Ummmm, yeah"
Juggalo - "Eyes is gunna kill joo bytch, i wave maz hatchets"
Person - "Am i sitting at the remedial learning table?"
Juggalo - "Mayn, Joo is so luckiez that my posse is holding me back ninja joo wudve deyed... next tyme juggaho"
Juggalo's "Posse" - "Hey honey hurry up, were gonna miss the season premier of american idol"
*Juggalo runs to mom crying that he got picked on*
-
The juggalo attire can be described as follows.
-
-Black shoes of any sort. Mostly combat boots even if they are wearing shorts.
-Pants that have needless straps, chains, or some other loose material hanging off of them / Or really long shorts of the same manner. Primarily bought at your local hot topic or other "rebellious" clothing store.
-Any T-shirt / Jersey / Wife Beater big enough to cover the massive gut they get from lack of physical activity, just as long as it sports the oh so coveted "hatchetman"
-Random spike jewelry or other retarded lookin shit hanging off their body.
-A Dandruff covered beanie derived from lack of showers and piss poor hygeine.
-A psychopathic chain bought from the local fake jewelry kiosk for 12 bucks.
-
Rituals
-Not bathing for several weeks,
-Talking about faygo when its actually kinda pricey to import so much for being poor eh.
-Masterbating with their own tears as lubricant after realizing that they have yet to have any contact with the opposite sex whatsoever.
-Hanging out at school making fun of emo kids without realizing they are one step below emo kids.

Clique Evolution-
Everyone Else
Gamer Geeks
Computer Nerds
Retards
Emo Kids
Excessivly Gay Individuals
juggalo/juggalette

by #1 "Hater" October 1, 2007

Juggalo

Someone who makes Aids and sodomy tolerable

Guy 1: "So what kind of music do you listen to?"

Guy 2 :"Mainly Icp, i'm a pretty big juggalo"

Guy 1 :*Shoots himself in face*

by Helluhsickryan December 28, 2009

Juggalo/Juggalette

A gay ass kid who feels the constant need for attention, and listens to crappy music like ICP.
They pitty themselves more than anyone should, and constantly whine about how much life's screwed them over. Fuck them! Life screws everyone over. The rest of us just tough it up and don't act like fuckin babies about it.
Plus most try to act all ghetto... when they don't even know what the fuckin ghetto is really like.

GayAssJuggalo: YO MI HOMIE WURD UP! IM DOOOOWN WIT DA CLOWN ND DAT MAKES ME KEWLLLL!!1!!!!! BUT DIG THIS, MAMMA DUNT LUV ME AND PAPA SUCKS BALLS!!!! BUT I'M DOWN WIT DA CLOWN AND EVERYTHING IZ GUD CUZ ALL MY GAY ASS JUGGALO BROTHERZ WILL FUCK ME IN DA BUTT!!!!! CUZ WEEEEER DOWN WIT DA CLOWN!!!1

by Ibanez April 11, 2005

Juggalo

An extremely confused individual that doesnt realize that no one cares about their bullshit threats of physical violence while they dress up as clowns and get mad when people laugh at them for their idiocy. Also very confused on everyday cutlery claiming that a meatcleaver is a hatchet in a brilliant display of denial and retardation. They listen to the Insane Clown Pussies or ICP (which also stands for Illegal Child Pornography) which is a pathetic excuse for a rap group. ICP regularly sucks eminems penis and licks his asshole. Juggalos in general dont seem to have the reasoning skills needed to comprehend the fact that when they dress up like clowns and threaten to chop everyone up with a meat cleaver it makes them look utterly ridiculous in the face of those members of society that process rational thought. The Juggalo can commonly be heard admitting mental retardation by claiming they are, "downsyndrome with the clown", they percieve this as a threat while the rest of society percieves this as a joke. More proper terms for a Juggalo are Juggabitch, Juggafag, and Mentally Retarded.

Juggalo: "Dont fuck with me cuz im down with the clown and ill fuck you up"

Rational Person: "Youre a complete idiot go jump in front of traffic and do darwin a favor please."

by The Muffin Man 69 ver 3.0 October 29, 2009

Juggalo/Juggalette

Morons who think clowns rapping are cool. They're complete and utter rejects and dey typez lyk dis. They listen to I see pee (icp) and usually talk about violent shit over the internet with no intention of coming through with it.

How to spot one:
1)im down wit da clown
2) they lack literacy
3)They always use the color black

by Jewsus christ September 15, 2005