Juno is a fighter. She will attack at any given moment. Never ever mess with alpha Juno. She eats toes and possibly eyes. You will never see a Juno in the wild, practically only in museums.
“Is that a Juno!?”
“It is!!”
“It is!!”
by Kitten212121 September 7, 2022
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-made by someone called Juno
-made by someone called Juno
by SomeoneCalledJuno April 1, 2021
Get the Juno mug.He is a person who once shot a bullet at the sun. He is very egocentric, and likes being accepted too much. Juno practices his mannerisms into the wall, but sees himself as the bigger person. He has a powerful job with a wife that doesn't like him. He slobbers over clovers on the hillsides, but lies about it. He doesn't know he's living a lie though.
Juno was mad.
by jerry that man January 6, 2024
Get the Juno mug.Juno is the best name for a cat.
Person A: What's the best name?
Grandpa: My cat is called Juno and it suits her fine, so lets have Juno as best name.
Grandpa: My cat is called Juno and it suits her fine, so lets have Juno as best name.
by Juno lover June 10, 2022
Get the Juno mug.Someone who got so pissed off that they shot the sun, then proceeded to shoot his wily one only friend.
Juno was mad, he knew he'd been had
So he shot at the sun with a gun
Shot at the sun with a gun
Shot at his wily one only friend...
-Ruler of Everything, Tally Hall
So he shot at the sun with a gun
Shot at the sun with a gun
Shot at his wily one only friend...
-Ruler of Everything, Tally Hall
by UrAverageHamSammy June 4, 2024
Get the Juno mug.Juno is super sweet maybe a little ill tempered but if he likes you then he's there for you whenever you need him and he will love you till the end of time. A Juno is usually strong and agile along with being very brilliant. He may be a bit mean but it helps when it comes to protecting you.
by That person4 September 2, 2018
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