johan ruiz

Strong fierce Mexican who isn’t affraid to speak his mind and gets all the girls usually has a lot of girl bestfreinds.

Johan Ruiz is a cool cat

by Unknown 123432432 May 5, 2018

JOHAN

a black dude with small nipples but looks hot asf i would smash him any day over women.

HAS A HUGE 36 INCH BIG BLACK PACKET OF CUM

BRO REALLY BEATED HIS NUTS SO HARD HIS DICK WENT INSIDE HIS STOMACH AND NOW THE BELLY BUTTON HAS A FUCKING LONG ASS SAUSAGE

real rwal

johan

by machli pro max December 6, 2023

Johanning

Being so perfect and prodigious at something you've never, ever made a mistake once - not even when heavily distracted. Origin: JS Bach and an old promotional Christopher Guest/ Nigel Tufnel video for (free) Steve Vai guitar lessons.

Meshuggah were so good last night, they kept on johanning through Bleed even though both guitarists' effects pedals broke and they had to use unprocessed clean-tones, the drummer left halfway through for a dump but still kept on playing, the shouter self-immolated and the stage collapsed. Not one note out of place - and they used every note on the 8 strings at least once in the solo, which was a perfectly ruined chromatic improvisation, compared to the written, carefully considered album solo. Oh you really must see them live Betty - it's truly marvellous! Bravo Meshuggah!

by Person Who Uses Words November 29, 2020

johan

johan is the type of person that considers everyone in everything even though he doesn’t like them. he is very kind and caring, even though he can be a bit clueless about some things he say . he is the person that does not like indirect people because he just wants everyone to be straight with him. he is very admirable and everyone would want a charming boy in their life.

isn’t that the johan kid, he is very charming aye ?

yup, he is

by corpsegf December 27, 2021

Johan

A name of Scandinavian origins, usually used for men. It is a shortened version of the biblical name Johannes, and most famously Johannes the baptist.

Usual conversations involving the name Johan includes: "Wow Johan you really have a couple of good ol' normal arms right there" and "High five Johan!" followed by "Nice, you're so good at high fiving"

by GenderfluidAsexualSunLolly February 4, 2019

Johan Helgi

A TysTys Patrol captain

Let’s go on a TysTys tour, Johan helgi is leading the way

by TYSIAN November 22, 2021

Johan

He is a tall idiot. He is probably gay, tries to rizz up random people, and does a girly scream. He is friends with Nicollo.

Person 1: "Hey, look at Johan! Doing another girly scream as always. Do you think he's gay?"
Person 2: "He probably is."
Johan: "FUCK YOU NICOLLO 🔥🔥🔥"

by eternalbananananannaa May 29, 2023