jewportunist

A Jew who exploits circumstances to gain immediate advantage rather than being guided by consistent principles or plans.

Will is a Jewportunist who has no qualms about stepping on others to get ahead at work.

by #ihatetheburbs June 23, 2023

jewberg

when you make a huge deal out of something so non-important.

"OMG they put potatoes in my breakfast burrito, im going to go complain."
"Wow dude you're being such a jewberg, just shut up and eat the burrito you won't die."

by michael1685 June 19, 2009

jewerk

A name to call someone. a mix between jew and jerk. a double diss.

Mel Gibson is a jewerk for making that stupid man hit me.

by el gial March 13, 2009

Jesper Hertz

The sickest piano player ever to work at Musikefterskolen in Humble

Jesper Hertz is the sickest of the sickest.

He is humble and loving.

Guy one: oh my God, that dude over there is playing a dick solo!

Guy two: I know, she’s such a Jesper Hertz

by TheCatFromMars June 12, 2019

Jewger

Somebody who is all or part Jewish, yet at the same time they think they are black.

Mike: Sup wit'chu nigga?
James: You're Jewish.
Mike: Yo, chill out home slice!
James: Jewger!

by Knotsea September 8, 2006

Jewgers

A Jewish Wigger.

Damb look at all the Jewgers.

by Bubbles Clyde Fitzgerald December 13, 2010

jesperm

Giving casually sperm to someone

Jesperm, fool!
He just jesperm me.

by randomzz2 December 14, 2010