by Edu___283738 November 21, 2025
Get the Jewliver mug.The act of quickly becoming extremely obsessed with the money, accumulation of wealth, or penny pinching. The person quickly evolves into an extreme miser that's filled with greed and is reluctant to dispense any amount of currency from their possession for any goods or services.
Hey brah. So we went out to eat last night at that new Mexican placed down the street and Brody didn't want to pay at the end of the meal. He said that his burrito was promised to him 3000 years ago. It's like he we went through jewlution or something.
by LongRangeSkeet January 15, 2026
Get the jewlution mug.HA! INFERIOR! I JUST GOT TO THAT PART OF THE VIDEO! THAT IS HILARIOUS! THE PERFECT EXEMPLAR OF YOUR INFERIORITY TO ME!
Hym "HA! JEWLUMINATI!? WHAT ARE YOU, RETARDED!? HOW IS THAT BETTER THAN MY THING!? HAHAHAHAHA! OH MY GOD YOU SUCK SO FUCKING BAD! YOU CAN'T JUST A JEW TO THING WITH OUT IT BEING PHONETICALLY SIMILAR YOU DOLT! AHA! AAHAHAHAHAHAA! YOU SEE HOW BAD HE SUCKS AT THIS, RIGHT? OMG! WOW! COMPLETELY INFERIOR! He's like my mini me! He's like diet Hym! All the flavor without any of the carbs! Unbelievable! God you're ass at this!"
by Hym Iam March 26, 2024
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