Jerry

A 40 Yr old man that does Karate and spills water on his floor for no reason

That's Jerry
I hope he doesn't poor water on the floor again.

by Fpdcryptic June 28, 2020

Jerry

Tall guy that doesn’t like getting haircuts, he stinks like ass and mustard mixed with onions. He says he can fight but loses to a short guy. D-Tier fighter on a good day. He wants to be a rapper but might end up being a plumber. Looks like mj on meth while a gogurt is in his ass.

“That guy Jerry really thinks he’s a cool guy.”

“Omg Jerry really thought he was a good fighter but a fat nerd is a better fighter than him.l

by Joey.Bne October 19, 2020

Jerry

A furry that plays rat games all day. Also is a prepubescent boy. That's all

Jerry! Stop yiffing your dog!

by Kyle the train aka julia January 7, 2018

Jerry

If your friends call you by the nickname jerry your gay and you get no bitches. If your name is jerry and you happen to have a last name that starts with G then the no bitches gets multiplied by like a million making jerry the most bitch less person on the planet!!!

Omg there goes jerry with zero rizz

by On jaw fr May 12, 2022

Jerry

any type of FECAL excreta that is expelled from your body; feces

After a Big Sunday breakfast, that jerry was exactly what I needed!;
jERRY HAPPENS

by Anthony Balavage October 8, 2008

Jerry

The biggest weeaboo on earth

That weeaboo Jerry is back

by ButterBisket September 5, 2016

Jerry

Noun - Typically a guy who lounges around and just loves to blow hefty men. He is extremely gay, but gives off a vibe that says to you "this guy's alright". He drives a mustang to compensate for the fact he has a small penis. You may recognize him by his famous nickname "Fuck Jerry".

Rob: "have you seen Jerry blowing any dudes lately?"

Jed: "FUCK JERRY!"

by BigDaddyCanteezy August 21, 2014