jens kidman

Vocalist of the djent-death metal band meshuggah. straight out of sweden. don't forget he is also pretty dang hot. The face he makes at concerts is hysterical but once you know him, he is actually sweet.

Meshuggah fan 1- did you see jens?
female meshuggah fan- yes, he is very handsome but brutal at the same time!
Jens kidman- hey ladies! talking about me? fans faint*

by DjentMaster666 November 19, 2020

ken jennings

all time jeopardy funk masta flex of the world. Supa-pimp, morman, utahian, computer sofware technician. millionaire

A: "Dude, Ken Jennings romps ass."
B: "Fuck you butthole surfer, Ken Jennings is a Supa-pimp who bitch slapped yo momma and tapped dat fine ghetto booty a' hers."

by Nick The Hobo December 22, 2004

Farmer Jens

a big man who has no respect for other people at all, and who gives kåldolmere all the time.
No one likes him

You are such a Farmer Jens

by Allan December 25, 2004

Jen Story

A story that rambles on with no point or meaning, usually ending with an awkward silence

Jen Story "oh my gosh guys, today, I dropped my lipstick"

by English11 October 27, 2011

Jen Lancaster

Jen Lancaster is the absolutely freakin' hysterical author of four books in the new fancy chick-lit memoir genre. Jen is also the patron saint of the infamous Seattle-based Bad Kitty Book Club.

Bad Kitty Book Club fashionistas could barely contain their excitement for Jen Lancaster's fourth book "Pretty in Plaid."

by Tinkerbell Hilton June 26, 2009

jen wen

The phonetic spelling of how to pronounce the name “Jennivine”. This (rather peculiar) name has its roots in Chinese history, and is mostly used as teasing nickname to (in general) annoy people. It works! Once the name catches on, rest assured, EVERYONE will call that person Jen Wen - even strangers! Often describes someone of a geeky background who tries to pretend they're not a total geek, but 100% are.

“You’re such a Jen Wen!”

by We're Evil November 28, 2017

fort jennings

Absolute hell hole. Northwest Ohio. A bunch of people do drugs. In bathroom or before school... This place along with its teachers, make you want to kill yourself.

Damn... this mall feels like fort jennings

by Margaritamadlyisgae March 23, 2021