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jean boner

the phenomen occuring when your jeans create a large protrusion in the genital area, commonly caused by a mis-aligned belt buckle of some sort. can be extended to the point where one can say things such as, "khaki boner" and "trollie boner". originated in Ontario by a one "yomar" when such classification was un-heard of. remedies: put the belt buckle at the rear and or sides of the trousers.... may look "odd", but somewhat effective. main problem, the button creates a pivot point for such "boner action". Can sometimes be your friend, yet usually your worst enemy!
"holy shit, it looks like i'm popping wood"

"damn , people are gonna think i have a stiffy"

"pajoneowned, the girls think i have a 2 inch boner"
by Chris G. January 23, 2004
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Jean Jam

When a hipster eats nothing but fruit rollups and shits their pants.
The hipster ate only fruit rollups for three days and had jean jam for the next five.
by IPitFukOnYou June 27, 2016
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T-Jean

Pronounced Tee John. T-Jean is one of the most underrated drinks in the 21st century. T-Jean is a combination of orange juice and malibu rum. Created by two french/asian boys by the names of T-Dub, and Jonk.
Fill 2/3rd of glass with orange juice, and fill the remaning space in cup with malibu. (Best with fresh orange juice).
"Yo bartender, hit me up with another T-Jean" -Drinker
"You really like those T-Jeans." - Bartender
"Of course. Best drink I've ever had. Its totally vedmackwang if you ask me." -Drinker
by T-Jean Incorporated March 17, 2010
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Bille jean

Some hoe who think your her baby daddy
Man....did you see that bille jean last night
by Ilkjg12466 October 8, 2016
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Billy Jean

Billy Jean - derrog. n. A permiscuous girl that has gone back to each lover and claimed that each one got her pregnant hoping someone will step up and own the responsibility.

Also, a girl who gets pregnant to keep a man. Coined from the hit single from Michael Jackson called "Billy Jean" which was about an actual case where a fan claimed Michael got her pregnant and was trying to sue for money.
Grady - Yo man! That girl is straight Billy Jeanin' it!

Jerome - Fo sho! You hit that?

Grady - Yeh, but the kid is not my son! I was wearing a hat!
by k_cool September 28, 2007
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Jahnina

Yo playa, that girl is a Jahnina fo sho!
by Rocmman April 19, 2013
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jean jerky

Jean Jerky : The male sexual organ or some may call it Cock, Penis, DIck or Wiener. Also Known as Trouser Trout, One eyed purple womb weasel, Shlong, Dong, Wanker, Big Johnson and Meat Stick.

Scientists claim jean jerky is a combination of male camel toe and aging in an arid environment
On a long road trip the Judy said to jimmy "Im Hungry" Jimmy replied "Come get some of this jean jerky"
by Mr Really Awesom May 14, 2015
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