Will always try to steal your spot, always wears dumb stuff. But deep inside she’s actsully not really a bitch. And Your best friend likes her
by pokemonandminecraftprooo November 14, 2017
Get the Jazzymug. When a traditional hand shake doesn’t express you fully. Just face each other and snap your fingers while crouching down.
It was just so exciting when Steve told me about his engagement. We just did a jazzy handshake we were so excited!
by mainah March 29, 2019
Get the Jazzy Handshakemug. this girl is the type of person who you always see but never hang out with alone. she’ll be shy and awkward at first, but once you get to know her she’s the best friend ever that will make you laugh when you need a laugh. she’ll cheer you up even if you’re already happy. she’ll end up getting very close with you and comfortable around you. she might not seem like a lovey dovey friend, but she secretly loves you with all her heart. she’s also very pretty but refuses to think that she is. make sure you compliment her, because she could be very hurt inside but doesn’t want you to worry about her.
by anonymous January 5, 2021
Get the jazzymug. nice honnom being, very weird and likes to make unusual jokes
when she gets mad or triggered there is no way back
when she gets mad or triggered there is no way back
by jazzy( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) June 1, 2018
Get the Jazzymug. The action of an individual trying to slip their way out of difficult situations where they are unable to gain an upper hand or are fully aware of their disadvantage.
Actions include, but are not limited to:
- Making excuses when losing a bet
- Leaving a social event they are not interested in, early, with the excuse of "washing dishes"
- Bluffing about their abilities or position in order to intimidate the opposition into folding
- Finding unreasonable excuses to not attend social events entirely
- Making unfair bets and thinking they slick
Actions include, but are not limited to:
- Making excuses when losing a bet
- Leaving a social event they are not interested in, early, with the excuse of "washing dishes"
- Bluffing about their abilities or position in order to intimidate the opposition into folding
- Finding unreasonable excuses to not attend social events entirely
- Making unfair bets and thinking they slick
A: "Pre-workout is a scam. You guys could never keep up with me. I used to bench 225 with one hand."
B: "You wanna bet?"
A: "Take your caffeine kool-aid. If you win, I'll take pre-workout with you next time. If you win, you'll never take pre-workout again"
A: *Dies after second chest movement*
A: "Hey I just remembered I got mad dishes to wash"
B: "Man this dude really out here trynna jazzy out of the bet"
A: "Yooo I'm so hyped about going out this weekend"
B: "Facts bro its gonna be lit"
*The weekend in question*
B: "Yo why are you not ready rn we have to leave in 5 min. The taxi is waiting"
A: "Ahh shit my fault guys I just remembered I got mad dishes to wash."
B: "Mannn you really gonna jazzy outta this one too??"
A: "Yoo you watched the new JJK episode?"
B: "Nah but I actually read all the mangas including the unreleased limited edition gold cover ones"
A: "Oh shit can I see one?"
B: "See I would but I actually got mad dishes to wash"
A: "Bro wtf stop jazzying. What does that have to do with showing me a book. You been sitting around all day"
B: "Hold on I'm getting call"
*Disappears into room for 3 days*
B: "You wanna bet?"
A: "Take your caffeine kool-aid. If you win, I'll take pre-workout with you next time. If you win, you'll never take pre-workout again"
A: *Dies after second chest movement*
A: "Hey I just remembered I got mad dishes to wash"
B: "Man this dude really out here trynna jazzy out of the bet"
A: "Yooo I'm so hyped about going out this weekend"
B: "Facts bro its gonna be lit"
*The weekend in question*
B: "Yo why are you not ready rn we have to leave in 5 min. The taxi is waiting"
A: "Ahh shit my fault guys I just remembered I got mad dishes to wash."
B: "Mannn you really gonna jazzy outta this one too??"
A: "Yoo you watched the new JJK episode?"
B: "Nah but I actually read all the mangas including the unreleased limited edition gold cover ones"
A: "Oh shit can I see one?"
B: "See I would but I actually got mad dishes to wash"
A: "Bro wtf stop jazzying. What does that have to do with showing me a book. You been sitting around all day"
B: "Hold on I'm getting call"
*Disappears into room for 3 days*
by theanonymoussquareassociation November 11, 2023
Get the jazzymug. 