Japanese Twizzler

The sexual act of placing seaweed on an erect penis, and then using both hands to twist the seaweed in opposite directions.

Josh had to go to the hospital after Sara gave him a Japanese Twizzler

by adminsbitch May 30, 2014

Japanese Hamburger

The worst hamburger ever. Reserved for that one-in-a-million hamburger that is so gross that you can't even eat it.

Dude you are the worst chef ever. No I'm not going to eat your Japanese Hamburger!

by Joe Salone June 15, 2012

japanese whaler

The act of having sex with a fat chick while in a pool or similar body of water.

Johno pulled a japanese whaler with that Amy chick last night.

by Grassman14 January 26, 2014

Japanese Still

What you say when you're a true baller with a baller ass knife made out of japanese steel.

Kuso AMerican Steel, Japanese still Ichiban

by Mr.BaddAss July 17, 2018

Japanese Pretzel

A sex position where people bend their bodies to make a pretzel postion and suck each each other's asses.

Mmm lets do the Japanese Pretzel

by CarlosTheCar October 25, 2018

Japanese Flag

Describes the effect of eating too much hot food, on the anus. White with a glowing red spot in the middle

Man that Vindaloo just reached the other end, burned so much I was jumping round the toilet rim, now I got an arse like a Japanese Flag

by Jules W December 17, 2008

Japanese Straightening

A way to chemically straighten one`s hair so it remains straight for 6 months to a year. Usually takes up to five hours and can cost anywhere from $80-$300. Damages hair a bit but leaves it stick-straight.

Odette got her hair Japanese Straightened on Saturday, and it was so shiney and straight I couldn`t believe it! Especially since she had extremely curly hair before she got Japanese Straightening.

by RichardFanx3 August 24, 2006