A Dirty Jackson is when you have just finished polishing your rocket and you bust all in your hand. You then take the hand wit the nut all in it and smack someone in the face. This is a Dirty Jackson.
"Tom gave Ryan a Dirty Jackson last night while he was sleeping."
"I woke up with skeet all on my cheek this morning, but it was in the shape of a hand print, like someone smacked me with skeet all in their hand after they jacked off." Ryan said when he woke up.
"I woke up with skeet all on my cheek this morning, but it was in the shape of a hand print, like someone smacked me with skeet all in their hand after they jacked off." Ryan said when he woke up.
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