JMPT

An unknown identity that spends his time commenting. They will be commenting Nice, Very Nice, Extra Nice, and anywhere in between. If you are lucky you can get rare comments such as Greatly Nice and Amazingly Nice. There are other unique versions, that you'll be lucky to get that JMPT will give.

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by NotJMPT December 5, 2022

Jampa

Jampa is most likely the biggest person you’ll meet, big as in fat, and makes you wanna die

That girl is a Jampa
Jampa more like humpa
Peter griffin got a Jampa

by lifestylebrazy April 8, 2023

Cat Jumptastics

When cats jump over obsticals pruely for the pleasure of people

Person 1: I'm gona see Cat Jumptastics today!
Person 2: Wow, you're so lucky, I wish I could go!
Person 1: Well you can't >:D

by miffycat November 24, 2011

japtard

A short, Asian boy that is obsessed with video games and practices kung fu moves that he has learned through years of playing. Japtards usually talk fast and expect everyone to know what they're talking about when it refers to one of the 300 Final Fantasy video games they're playing at the moment.

That japtard just did a roundhouse kick. He's probably copying his favorite Tekken character.

by Mark Snicher April 5, 2005

Jamatia

A religious person who want to implement religious rules which are in the best interest of Humanity in the country

Faisal is a Jamatia that's why he voted for Jamaat

by Fayss September 16, 2018

Jampire

A jampire is a person that sucks the life out of a party. Someone lame, or really negative.

I was having funat the party, until this jampire cornered me and talked about herself for 15 minutes straight.

by Karennat December 26, 2015

Jameth

A tall man with big feet and a big Dick. Every girl loves him. Best at Doggystyle

OMG Stacy! Jameth was probably the best sex I've ever had!

by Delilah Age 19 Straight June 28, 2017