Jefferson-Pilot

Any college football game telecast that starts around noon and has poor picture quality. A game that is not available on a high-definition channel.

"Oh man, our team has the early game this week. I hate Jefferson-Pilot."

Fan 1: "I thought you had a high-definition TV. This game looks awful."
Fan 2: "Yeah, it's on Jefferson-Pilot."
Fan 1: "That sucks."

Fan 3: "How much time is left in the game? I can't read the graphic."
Fan 4: "Beats me. Damn Jefferson-Pilot."

by Larry Filman October 5, 2011

Jeffersoned

Getting so drunk, you often don't remember anything of the night before and often loose your hand bag

Man, last night I got so Jeffersoned, I cant find my handbag

by corbyc May 25, 2013

Jefferis Gang

Gang affiliated in small town Barnesville Ohio

Damn Jefferis gang put silly string on my car.

by Lil J October 21, 2018

Jefferson Middle School

A strict bum a** school where all the crackheads / potheads. Smoke and hang with all the white kids, since they’re are only a couple of white kids there.

Mom : “how was the first day of Jefferson Middle School?”

Kid : “nothing really we just had a lot of kids smoking and a large group of white kids”

Mom : “should we try for cocoa sweetie”

by Ratchethoe305 October 23, 2019

thomas jefferson 76’s

How to tell hypebeasts that they got old shoes

SHEEEEEESH you got the thomas jefferson 76’s

by Things were getting wild April 1, 2021

Jefferson Davis

The number 16.5 President

Well, Jefferson Davis was a president inside the United States, and he came between Lincoln and Johnson. SO that means he was like the 16.5 president.

by Jrod_Merlot September 28, 2015

jefferson

Synonym of Marijuana

Person: "Yo you wanna hit some jeff wit me later?"
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Person A: "THIS WEED IS SOME GOOD SHIT!"
Person B: "Keep your fuckin voice down, call it jefferson"
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Person: "I'm so jeffed up..."

by Anna Namis December 29, 2007