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jb standard

It is a complex mathematical algorithm, that defines any Alpha Irish male's exponential decay of standard for a female companion for the night. The two variables of this algorithms are,

1) how much Guinness he had so far &

2) what time of the night it is.

JB Standart has a inverse exponentially proportional relation with these two variables. As night goes on, and the more he has to drink; the lower his standard gets.
John: Yo Milton, what's the JB Standard for her
Milton: 3 Guinness down by 9, she will be a 9.
by Mathgeek. May 16, 2016
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JB

I love JB, and all of his songs!
by xxalyssaxx May 3, 2018
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JB Nagar

A place that has your heart
by JB Nagar Admin November 24, 2021
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Jb

A really loyal person he is very genuine very fine people usually think he his I a hoe but he stays to his self
Omg girl u seen what Jb posted he look so fine I want his kids”
by Morganthe1 November 20, 2023
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jb ah build

A rather plus sized specimen with an unobtainable build, when a camera or mirror is in front of them they will tend to clinch their jawline and suck in their cheeks. Will say things like "get some muscle big guy."
"Damn, that's a jb ah build'
by jbahbuild January 3, 2024
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jb ah build

When you see a rather large specimen that takes advantage of a drunk latina, has a cute sister, and has W rizz with intoxicated girls. Usually weighs between 230-450 kgs.
“Damn that kid is big” - Person 1
“That kid got a jb ah build” - Person 2
by Super Lightskin January 3, 2024
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jb ah build

“damn that kid fat” -Person 1

that kid got a jb ah build” - Person 2
by Super Lightskin January 4, 2024
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