Jacob 

A very loving and cute guy. Very competitive and athletic. Not afraid of anyone regardless of how big or small he is. Typically Jacobs are good at fighting and are tough. Jacobs and Morgans make great couples. Jacobs have big dicks usually around 9 inches.

Wow Jacob is awesome!

Jacob by 21SavageStr8Balla April 23, 2018

jacob 

a big brother and always there for you

thank you jacob

jacob by daddy jasd February 21, 2018

Jacob 

The most obnoxious mf to ever walk the earth. He thinks that everyone is madly in love with him. Anything that comes out of his grimy, musty ass mouth is certified dog shit and probably the most annoying thing you ever hear. This man has no hygiene whatsoever, and probably doesn't wash his ass.

"You see Jacob over there?"

"Oh, that fucking douche? Yeah, I see him."

Jacob by Ed Shitrat April 7, 2022

Jacob 

ginger all over.

your hair is the color of Jacob

Jacob by I_just_need_to_vent October 25, 2022

jacob 

the guy who has a cross up his ass all the time and who cant keep his mouth shut because he has a dick in it 24/7

Jessi: Jacob lets try anal!
Jacob: *pulls out cross*

jacob by kiki the firefighter number 2 April 11, 2015

jacob 

noun-

a really disgusting dude with acne and chest hair. looks like frankie muniz

once had a really hot girlfriend but he got so annoying at summer gym that she dumped his ass.

his favorite ice cream is mint chocolate chip.

fred: hey mark whats your favorite ice cream?
mark: mint chocolate chip!!!
fred: you are such a jacob!

jacob by geebdnanow September 30, 2008

Jacob 

The Jacob is an odd creature. They stalk and they creep and they prey on the weak and the young. They tend to smother and trap their love intrests until they become sucidal. Usually pedophilic in nature they love the fresh faced sight of youth. The Jacob is not an intelligent creature and therefore flocks around stronger groups of males to protect himself. Jacobs' do not like bluntness and if you come into contact with one flee immediately. Though the love interest initially pities the young man, it becomes evident as the process continues that the Jacob is simply using his "vulnerability" as a complicated web, that once one gets tangled in, becomes increasingly difficult to release from. Be advised: in intimate occurances he may cause motion sickness, and in daily life, will cause nausea.

The love interest found herself drowning in Jacob's despair, and so took it upon herself to light the asshole on fire, only to discover that he had, in his undying love for her, consumed it, and continued to stalk towards his love.

Jacob by snoozingwhilelosing May 3, 2013