Java#0009

Smart, compelling, straight to business

Need something? Java#0009 can make it happen.

by Java#0009 September 18, 2022

Fin / Java

An akutagawa obsessed emo fag that needs grammarly in his life DESPERATELY. But he’s also nice so he gets a pass <3

Fin / Java is and akutagawa obsessed EMO fag that needs grammarly. But he’s nice to me so I’ll pass him.

by lovevixii July 30, 2021

Thicc Java Moment

When you outsmart or outplay someone or something unintentionally or intentionally, but still seen as you did it correctly.

Jared changed his grade by editing the HTML of the website, what a thicc java moment

by Java Lava July 23, 2021

Java Drop

The deuce right after the first cup of coffee in the morning

Bro, that Java Drop from Starbucks hits way harder than Dunkin'

by Vexchris May 30, 2024

Monster Java

A drink so vile, i have attempted suicide every time that i think about it, even now

Woman: hey have you tried Monster Java? It is SO good

Man: honey, cut the shit and get me a pacific punch monster from the fridge

by monster juice addict June 15, 2021

Java

Speak in this language to land up a job in Bangalore. Also, some English along the way.

Bro: Macha I didn't get placed in college. I don't have aggree also.

Dude: Dai, don't start pissing from your eyes. Go do Java course in Jspider

Nerd: Java is an object-oriented programming language which is widely used these days for developing software and deploying them in almost every field you can think of.

Macha: Le java, don't show off. You learn Kannada and come back. Then we will see who's the boss.

by GoneCase December 03, 2015

Java

A Programming Language that is so heavy-weighted that most normies hate it but it indeed is a good language.

"Do you know java?"
"Java what?"
"Java this programming language"

by thazeintayout July 03, 2023