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JLO

Doing the JLO is an act where you deliver a peace sign extended from your body, down and away, with the palm facing out, a way to show your ultra cool status. Also-usually accompanied with a smirk.
Steve gave the JLO while looking fresh when approaching some fine females at a high class club.
by Hulk23 November 12, 2011
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Wouldn't last 5 minutes on the 'block'. A spoilt snobby diva!!
"Oh i'm Jlo I grew up in the bronx I was so poor "WHATEVER!!!
by i dunno? February 9, 2005
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Jlovesmac1, Jarmaine, is a youtube beauty guru, best known for her make up and hair tips and tutorials.
Girl A: OMG! I love jlovesmac1´s new hair tutorial!!!
Girl B: I know, I love that hairstyle!
by neime September 11, 2011
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jlo

jlo: dont be fooled by the rocks that i got.

Ben dilks: who stood on a cats tail
by Neen March 11, 2004
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jlow bob

Code word for Blow Job by swaping the leading letters of the two words. Really funny to say... Which means girls will like saying it, which is half the battle!!!
James - "Man, I could go for a jlow bob right now..."

Thomas - "Dude, I'm married, I haven't had a jlow bob in 5 years!"

Jennifer - "I love saying the word jlow bob cause it's soo funny to say! Actually, I haven't given James a jlow bob in a long time, I should surprise him tonight!"
by appoaf March 4, 2010
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jlo

Jennifer Lopez is a 37 year old celebrity who kept trying to get married in the past few years, Some have called her "Jho" because she has been with so many men, but frankly her clock is ticking and she wants to have babies before it's too late.

Now she has finally found her pair Marc Anythony who is the same race as her which is Puerto Rican, and she was seen on t.v saying that it's better that she's with someone who is the same backround as her because you have more in common that way, etc. and is happier than she has ever been.

Anywho, JLO's career is starting to go down the crapper because people are starting to realize that she is just a gimmick, she can't sing worth a damn (her latest album is a mojor flop), her acting is barely average, her clothing line is cheap and tacky, her perfumes stink, literally... basically the only thing she's good at is dancing.
I think she should have stuck with puffy because then she'd still be somebody, dumping him was the worst move she ever made
by dainty April 13, 2005
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(JAY-LOW) vt. To have no talent yet achieve notoriety.
Matchbox 20 JLo'd their way onto today's music charts. The teens who bought Mbox's music will live a very JLo'd life.
by Grogan's Heroes September 13, 2003
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