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nip it in the bud

Quite possibly the 5 wisest words¹ ever spoken on TV.

¹ Spoken by Barney Fife on the Andy Griffith Show, circa 1960's.
Barney Fife: "Nip it in the bud! You got to nip it in the bud! ... Nip it! You go read any book you want on the subject of child discipline, and you'll find that every one of 'em is in favor of bud-nippin'... Only one way to take care of it."

Andy Taylor: "Nip it."

Fife: "In the bud."
by TheNcredibleEgg October 22, 2006
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Holding it in Contest

To settle a bet or an arguement, two people will eat alot of taco stand mexican food and as much laxatives as medically advisable. Then the two contestants squat over a prized possession i.e. high school diploma, family bible, new born puppy... the first one to void their bowels loses.
Either contestant can, however, conceed the contest prior to the Niagara like release in order to use the toilet like an adult. The penalty for this is to wait outside the bathroom for the winner to use it first, then proceed into the bathroom (fumes potent) and then video tape themself hastily drop trou, then the full release. They must mail this video, with no explaination, to their mother. When she calls to ask "whats wrong with you?" the loser must say "oh no, I sent it to the wrong address...i gotta go" then they are free from the bet.
"Cal Ripken Jr. did too play for the Orioles. Wanna have a Holding it in Contest over it?"
by Johnny Crappleseed February 4, 2009
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lock it in

A strongly affirmative answer to any question.

Has become a common reply from the rise of TV show 'Who Wants to be a Millionaire"
by megdino November 16, 2011
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dip it in

Any sexual act where dipping could be involved. Some examples would be you dipping your penis in a girl's vag, mouth, anus. To a lesser extent, tongues can be dipped in some fucked up places. But the best dip would be the Master Queef.
Mike-"Yo you going to dip it in that Honey Dip?"
Rob-"Ya dawg fo sho!"
by Mike Komasinski December 24, 2005
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Put it in the muffin bin

A BETTER way of saying "Have sex with that woman"

Equally so "the bin" can be defined as "Vagina", and "muffin" can be left out of the phrase.
"Dude you gotta put it in the muffin bin!"

"Mark, you gotta put it in the bin!"
by Al Cohaulin' October 10, 2009
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thumbing it in slack

When a man fails to achieve an erection but is undaunted and proceeds to push his penis into the vagina or more commonly anus and attempts sloppy sex by pushing in his penis with his thumb.
Nathan - Aww man im going to jail. imma be some guys bitch. i hope they are tender and start by thumbing it in slack
by SGTKM December 1, 2010
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take it in the shorts

taking it in the ass, financially.
His broker made a fuckton of shady investments, now he's going to take it in the shorts.
by andyfrank December 7, 2015
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