Mississippi Tuna

Cocaine. Preferably forgotten cocaine that has been on you during a plain flight. Often it is found at a moment when most needed, usually when looking for other drugs. In general it means good needed cocaine
We pulled up to the after after party looking for that K but found some Mississippi tuna instead. Score
by Philly Pope February 20, 2014
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Tuna breather

A tuna breather is typically a white rat like canine, that has been alive for far too long. Battered and old, this creature has unbearably stanky breath like that of spoiled tuna. These creatures always happen to be spewing their moist coochie breath right into your nostrils. Common characteristics of the tuna breather may include yellowing snaggle teeth, milky dried out eyeballs and discolored fur as a result of an ongoing yeast infection, not to mention a constant smattering of fecal matter upon its anus. Surprisingly, this creature is beloved by its family and treated like a spoiled child, despite its distasteful appearance and mannerisms. Practice caution when coming in contact with a tuna breather.
Lila: I am just so excited for you to meet my dog “Cherry”, she is just the sweetest little thing!
Mary: OMG I love all dogs, I can’t wait!
*lila opens the door to her house*
*Mary is overwhelmed by the smell of fish that wafts from betwixt the tuna breathers jaw, as it lunges to lick her face*
by Shrimp16 August 26, 2020
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street tuna

A prostitute with a foul odor emanating from her vagina, usually from lack of washing or clean up from the previous user.
by Mighty Walrus August 22, 2023
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tuna bag

My grandma buys me tuna bags every Christmas.
by Iggy Marie May 02, 2019
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Tuna Salass

When you tie down your partner and put mayonnaise, pickle relish, and tuna in there asshole, stick a spoon inside mix it up and feed it to them
Jordan cried with tears of pleasure as Nancy fed him his tuna salass and said, "Thats tuna salass for ya."
by IdidntkillhimIwasatmysisters October 23, 2016
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tuna sanchez

When a stripper fingers herself durning a lap dance and rubs two fingers accross the customer's upper lip afterwards.
Brandon was going to eat dinner after the strip club with his buddies but changed his mind after receiving a helping of tuna sanchez from a stripper.
by forge69 January 25, 2010
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dumb tuna

A stupid girl. A moronic woman. While default action can cause one to receive this title, it is usually for an incredible display that it is bestowed.
"Wendy is one dumb tuna"
by dumbtuna July 27, 2006
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