The most amazing people in the whole world!
Yeah most of them may be alcoholics but nobody is perfect!
They know how to throw one hell of a party!
Yeah most of them may be alcoholics but nobody is perfect!
They know how to throw one hell of a party!
Ned:I went to an amzing party last week and i drank so much that I'm still drunk now!
Ted:Wow! Who's party was it?
Ned: Oh this cool Irish dude's
Ted:Wow! Who's party was it?
Ned: Oh this cool Irish dude's
by hells-bells August 31, 2005
Get the irishmug. For the great Gaels of Ireland,
Are the men that God made mad,
For all their wars are merry,
and all their songs are sad.
Are the men that God made mad,
For all their wars are merry,
and all their songs are sad.
Irish I was a duck
by Donkey Hotey May 9, 2009
Get the Irishmug. by Tommo The Tomlinson May 12, 2019
Get the Irish Princessmug. 1) Billy: did you get any last night?
Jon: No, she wouldn't even give me an Irish
2) billy: Damnit dude, I'm all out of jergens, looks like I'm giving myself an Irish tonight
Jon: No, she wouldn't even give me an Irish
2) billy: Damnit dude, I'm all out of jergens, looks like I'm giving myself an Irish tonight
by Papi Himself November 5, 2013
Get the an irishmug. A story, usually told by one of Irish descent, that may have a clear beginning and end but takes drastic, seemingly pointless turns throughout. The story is, in all likelihood, also completely bullshit, but not necessarily. Elements of the story may also just be exaggerated for comedic or dramatic effect, leaving the story to otherwise be truthful.
Popularized by the SleepyCabin Podcast, but likely familiar to anyone of Irish descent.
Popularized by the SleepyCabin Podcast, but likely familiar to anyone of Irish descent.
SleepyCast E9
NIALL: This is how tragic my life is: My dad used to take me out fishing, and we used to go about five times each summer for years, and we never once caught a fish between us. But, like, I was so bad at it that once, I pissed my pants, and my dad was so disappointed that we didn't catch a fish and that I pissed my pants.
ZACH: Did you piss your pants because you didn't catch a fish, or were you nervous? What'd you piss your pants for?
NIALL: I just pissed my pants.
JEFF: What is it with these stories Irishmen tell? "This one time I went to the lake and...I pissed my pants, then uh...someone threw a rock at me. The end!" I don't know what it is with these stories you guys-...you and Chris are like: "This one time I was running down the road, and there was a bug, and I stepped on it, and someone...spit in my eye. I had the worst day ever because someone spit in my eye!"
STAMPER: THAT'S SO TRUE!! THAT IS SO TRUE!!! Your stories are so all over the place!
NIALL: But...if you let me finish my story, it wouldn't be so all over the fucking place!
STAMPER: IT ALREADY IS ALL OVER THE PLACE!!
...
STAMPER: Oh, my God, dude, Niall. If you were a hitman, you would be like, "Alright, so I went up to the top of the bell tower...and I had the guy in my sight...and then I put my gun down and I ate a chocolate bar...and then I went back and..." It's like, what does the chocolate bar have to do with you killing somebody? THOSE ARE IRISH STORIES!!"' (Irish Story)
NIALL: This is how tragic my life is: My dad used to take me out fishing, and we used to go about five times each summer for years, and we never once caught a fish between us. But, like, I was so bad at it that once, I pissed my pants, and my dad was so disappointed that we didn't catch a fish and that I pissed my pants.
ZACH: Did you piss your pants because you didn't catch a fish, or were you nervous? What'd you piss your pants for?
NIALL: I just pissed my pants.
JEFF: What is it with these stories Irishmen tell? "This one time I went to the lake and...I pissed my pants, then uh...someone threw a rock at me. The end!" I don't know what it is with these stories you guys-...you and Chris are like: "This one time I was running down the road, and there was a bug, and I stepped on it, and someone...spit in my eye. I had the worst day ever because someone spit in my eye!"
STAMPER: THAT'S SO TRUE!! THAT IS SO TRUE!!! Your stories are so all over the place!
NIALL: But...if you let me finish my story, it wouldn't be so all over the fucking place!
STAMPER: IT ALREADY IS ALL OVER THE PLACE!!
...
STAMPER: Oh, my God, dude, Niall. If you were a hitman, you would be like, "Alright, so I went up to the top of the bell tower...and I had the guy in my sight...and then I put my gun down and I ate a chocolate bar...and then I went back and..." It's like, what does the chocolate bar have to do with you killing somebody? THOSE ARE IRISH STORIES!!"' (Irish Story)
by munchiesnOOb September 15, 2021
Get the Irish Storymug. anyone whos ever seen an irish dick knows its anything but small most irishmen are bigger the average size.
by McDaniel R January 17, 2008
Get the Irish cockmug. 1. A place with fine bar ladies where satisfying weekend beers are drunk.
2. Any pub with an Irish sounding name such as Dicey Riley's, Finnegan's Chin, Finn McCool's, Gilhooley's, etc... (obviously not those in Ireland).
3. Dicey Riley's in Cleveland.
2. Any pub with an Irish sounding name such as Dicey Riley's, Finnegan's Chin, Finn McCool's, Gilhooley's, etc... (obviously not those in Ireland).
3. Dicey Riley's in Cleveland.
by Irish_patron January 15, 2006
Get the irishmug.