Always waffling on about kicking the Brits out of Ireland. I have some startling news for you bog trotters, were still there!! By the way, have any of you noticed how poor you downtrodden cave dwellers are compared to your slightly less bestial neighbours to the North? Think about it (if you can). Ta ta slum monkeys!
by Prof. Spock September 12, 2006
fantastic Red haired scarily pale breed of people found on small cold island on outskirts of Europe
Famous for
- Heavy drinking
- Teaching americans that Pog ma hone is an olde worlde Irish greeting
- And generally being fantastic
Famous for
- Heavy drinking
- Teaching americans that Pog ma hone is an olde worlde Irish greeting
- And generally being fantastic
by fantastic December 07, 2003
the only people who will make you feel guilty for smoking marijuana while guzzling a bottle of jack daniels. they are tough people. they could definitely kick my ass, if not physically, definitely verbally.
Oh, I'm an Irish Catholic, my religion is the best and all others suck.
Look at that "tough" Irish kid talking shit to everyone just to start a brawl.
Look at that "tough" Irish kid talking shit to everyone just to start a brawl.
by someonelessthananirishcatholic December 14, 2009
irish to be from ireland. to be irish you have 1: to be born in ireland 2: a roman catholic 3: be able to hold your drink 4:must be able to trace your family back in ireland by 2000 years. 5:hate prods. 6: have at least one nobel prize laureate in your family 7: hate prods 8:hate the english 9:dance really badly 10: shagged at least 3 british girls in a year preferably up the arse 11: start a row in an empty room. 12:hate prods. 13:hate everyone else.14:must eat bacon everyday.15: shagged at least 50 prod girls in the mouth. 16: celebrate st paddys day everyday.
hello im irish, kiss me im irish, fuck me im irish, fuck off your irish,im irish an im gonna kick your fuckin door in drink all your beer shag your wife sister and granny at the same time, then wipe me cock on your curtains before pissin off to the pub for a refresher. ireland for the irish, prods out!
by da origanal playa May 18, 2006
An extinct species of deer that lived during the Ice Age and was one of the largest deer that ever lived. Its body was only slightly bigger than that of the largest deer today, the moose. But its antlers were far bigger. They measured more than 11.5 feet (3.5 meters) across and were very heavy (they weighed more than a person).
As wth most deer, only the males grew antlers. They probably used their antlers to fight each other at breeding time, to take control of the herd of females.
It was also known as the Giant Deer.
As wth most deer, only the males grew antlers. They probably used their antlers to fight each other at breeding time, to take control of the herd of females.
It was also known as the Giant Deer.
Some Ice Age animals roamed the snowy grasslands, while others wandered in the woods and forests. The Irish Elk probably did both.
by Nordicdragon June 27, 2018
A term used to describe a ethnic group of men with pale gigantic penis and balls. Most having red hair and beards. But don't worry about the well endowed hammer swinging below their kilt. It runs in their jeans and shows if not tucked.
Michelle is soooo lucky that she married an Irish Stallion.
Son: Why does Mike have a little one dad.
Dad: Well son Mike is not an Irish Stallion like us.
Son: Is that why you call him Vienna?
Dad: Yes.....He admires men with long rods.
Son: Why does Mike have a little one dad.
Dad: Well son Mike is not an Irish Stallion like us.
Son: Is that why you call him Vienna?
Dad: Yes.....He admires men with long rods.
by All girls know Long Pole Joe June 28, 2020
There was only one bar...
A MILE LONG!
They didn't serve pints...
ONLY BUCKETS!
There was only one barmaid...
FOR EVERY MAN!
The guards came...
A BEAN GARDA!
She was wearing glasses...
AND NOTHING ELSE!
She took me to jail..
IT WAS FULL OF HOOKERS!
They cost a fiver...
I HAD A TENNER!
There was a plant...
A HASH PLANT!
It had no leaves...
I SMOKED THEM ALL!
AND that's the end...
TILL NEXT WEEK!
A MILE LONG!
They didn't serve pints...
ONLY BUCKETS!
There was only one barmaid...
FOR EVERY MAN!
The guards came...
A BEAN GARDA!
She was wearing glasses...
AND NOTHING ELSE!
She took me to jail..
IT WAS FULL OF HOOKERS!
They cost a fiver...
I HAD A TENNER!
There was a plant...
A HASH PLANT!
It had no leaves...
I SMOKED THEM ALL!
AND that's the end...
TILL NEXT WEEK!
by Wreckroller August 30, 2017