intelli-roused

to be aroused by someone's intelligence

I was completely intelli-roused by Johnny's calculating brain...that is until I realized he couldn't take care of himself (ie. cook, clean, exercise)

by intelli-rousednomore August 31, 2013

intelliboner

noun: a literal and/or figurative boner produced by a person's wit and intelligence.

Being passionately intelligent is apparently a huge turn on for me...a girl was talking about her interest in her field of study and went pretty deep into it, all of the sudden, "wait? I'm hard? What is this? An intelliboner?"

credit: FalseAxiom via Reddit (/r/askreddit)

by BetheBear November 14, 2013

intellicist

When whiny little bitches who are so lost in Political correctness can not have an intellectual conversation without feeling butthurt

Me: "If the N-Word is negative, by logic, non should use it, but if its positive all should be able to use it"

Idiot: "No you can't you are not the same color skin"

Me: "So based on your argument I need to be black in order to have a pass to use the word Nigga in a positive way? isn't that racist"

Idiot: Na cause thats racist

Me: "What are you! an intellicist"

by Eddie Broadway July 12, 2015

Intelligence signalling

To broadcast or telegraph that you are more intelligent than you actually are by attempting to educate people and provide unsolicited advice under the guise of helping them.

Includes an element of virtue signalling as the goal is both to dominate by making yourself appear smarter and more virtuous in juxtaposition to the receiver or audience.

The intention (as well as virtue-signalling 'helpful' advice) is to self-level-up and often to make it seem like you have more knowledge in a given field. Since you often target someone more specialized or experienced than you are your advice is either common knowledge, making you appear like a douchebag in the eyes of the receiver, or it is made up bullshit.

My mistake was when Joe asked me how my marketing business was going and I said 'slow'. For the next hour he was intelligence signalling useless advice. The only thing I learned in that hour was how little he knows about marketing.

by mogydee June 16, 2020

Sheen Intelligence

When something is greater then Shear Intelligence.

"Did you see the movie, it was Sheen Intelligence.

by Dingo 13 April 19, 2011

sound intelligence

A person with sound intelligence is someone who looks bright until the y speak

I was eye ballin this chick that looked smart and she came over to talk to me, only to find out she was a complete idiot, she was full of sound intelligence

by Bnastyson November 25, 2011

Business Intelligence

Fancy word in IT Business. In fact a bunch of nerds in some companies, seeing themselves as "innovative", gathering all data possible and turning it into fancy charts with sans serif fonts. Big Bosses happy.

"Whats the name of these guys, no one knows what they are doing?"

"Business Intelligence"

by noone-someguy August 3, 2017