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idiot pig

when someone is not only an idiot, but a pig. generally used by third graders, but occasionally college students.
Kel: So, did you get the job?
Krissy: Yeah, I have to teach idiot pigs how to swim.
by Kelley Neumann October 21, 2008
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Idiot Fonde

One of if not the ugliest human beings ever created. This idiot Fonde dead looks like a sloth and has horse shit for breath and also lets not forget about how your eyebrows are longer than your haircut and one last thing, NICE BRACES!
Oh look it’s the ugliest kid ever, idiot Fonde.
by Luther1 April 8, 2019
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digital idiot

A Digital Idiot is a geeky person obsessed with technology owning latest iPad, iPhone etc but only using for basics and you ask him or her anything deeper about its functionality and they will fumble and flounder
That guy at work has just got the latest smartphone but as usual can't even download an app talk about a digital idiot
by L0v3p155 September 22, 2016
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I'm a fucking idiot

The conclusion you came to, after realising a girl you like was interested in you, but you just couldn't see it no matter how many hints she thrown at you!
I never realised that she was into me! I'm a fucking idiot.
by Yetu December 26, 2012
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Gifted Idiot

(gif-tid, id-ee-uht) An individual in possession of very high intelligence, but lacks common sense when putting it to use.
noun
"A Swedish man who was arrested after trying to split atoms in his home kitchen said Wednesday, he was only doing it as a hobby." -Stockholm— The Associated Press, Aug. 03, 2011

The man described in the article is a classic example of a Gifted Idiot.
by Stellababe August 4, 2011
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Bumbling Idiot

One who's brain has gone bonkers and says whatever comes to the person's head
As soon as the bumbling idiot spoke, people gave up on life and decided to move to Antartica
by bubblyfairy755 December 9, 2017
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Idiot Passenger Syndrome

The phenomenon whereby the journey of a whole group is spoiled by the thoughtlessness of one individual.

Behaviours include but are not limited to - excessive and indiscriminate MP3 player use. Standing in a carriage doorway and not stepping off or moving aside. Barging onto a carriage as others are exiting. Stopping dead at the bottom of an escalator. Carrying extraordinary amounts of luggage in peak periods. Travelling in huge rustling packs, their vile neon coloured cagoules shedding static like a thunderstorm. Throwing themselves in front of trains in peak time. Bastards the lot of them.

Sufferers of IPS can be encountered on any mass transit system but the London Underground (see Hell) is particularly prone to the depradations of IPS sufferers.
"...and then this complete Idiot Passenger Syndrome got on and stood right in the doorway for two stops. I think he was listening to Craig David. What a wanker. I had to hit him in the balls with my bag just to make him move out of the way."
by hierophant January 16, 2006
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