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Israeled

It's when someone takes over something that does not belong to them and when you want it back they will kill you and cry in their social media with ai generated photos and somehow people are stupid enough to believe them
Nick: Bro, my neighbor stole my favorite video game and he won't give it back to me.

Leon: Looks like you just got Israeled.
by Ahmednotisraeledland October 28, 2023
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When you claim someone's rightful property as yours
by banjana June 11, 2024
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Israeled

When a smaller or weaker entity gets their shit rocked for being too aggressive for their own good. This often happens with little kids that have an affinity to dick punch much larger adults, or terrorist organizations.
What happened to Karen’s kid over there? Why is he laying on the crowd crying?

Ohhh, he spat on my girl so I israeled him
by Lionheart69 December 29, 2023
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A fake state built on lies and run by atheists who use the guise of Jewish faith to get away with whatever they want, including colonization, mass killing, use of white phosphorus (an internationally outlawed substance), etc
“Much similar to the Catholic sovereigns of Europe’s Middle Ages and Early Modern era, the Israel government seems to use religion as a mask of sorts to do whatever they please with no consequences.” - a historian
by the_real_me December 25, 2023
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A person who stands up for truth, fights for democracy against all odds and is strong despite others attacking them personally, religiously. or through online media.
When I saw my school mate being bashed by the bullies, I Israeled the situation and managed to stop the harm.
by rachelfay December 27, 2023
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When you get your ass handed to you by Israel
Hamas are getting Israeled right now
by Beepboppp23 December 29, 2023
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A jewish person with critical thinking skills here. If you open up the torah and you read it, you’ll read the story of how jewish people are descendants of Abraham.
Abraham comes from what is known as present day Iraq. If you know the story, you’ll know jewish people are not indigenous to Palestine.

According to the myth, god says to Abraham, 'Hey Abraham, I have a present for you, free land for the jewish people, you’re going to lead them there.'

Abraham tells everybody, 'god spoke to me, he’s telling me to take you guys to this land filled with milk and honey'; this promised land is never referred to as 'israel'.

So Abraham leads the jewish people to this land, this land is Palestine. When they get to Palestine, there were already people there, so what does Abraham claim god told him to do?
‘Slaughter and expel those people from the land’ – the torah literally explains that jews were not indigenous to Palestine and are slaughterers of indigenous people - a.k.a. settler colonialists. We see the IOF and settlers exhibiting this behaviour today, trying to imitate the myth.

Note: judaism, christianity and islam are all religions created by Arabs that lived in the middle east over 2,000 years ago. Therefore Arab jews, christians, moslems, atheists, etc. with Palestinian ancestry can all claim Palestine and present day israel as their home land.
It’s terrifying that so many jewish people do not know the history of their religion or their culture, especially the ashkenazi, who are indo-European with no genetic connection to the middle east.

Another note: Abraham did not exist, even jewish scholars from Tel Aviv openly admit this and we all know the torah, bible and qur'an are books of myth and most importantly; the promised land and this concept of an 'israel' is myth.

No self respecting atheist would support israel; when you don't believe in god, you can't believe in an israel.
by Scholar of judaism November 17, 2023
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