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iPad

-noun

Apple's latest and greatest invention... a sanitary pad that also has the capability to serve as a wireless hotspot. It features ultra absorbency as well as WPA2 encryption for ultimate protection.
Example 1:
"With the iPad for once people WILL want to hang around you when you're PMS'ing."
-Women's Product Council of America

Example 2:
Guy #1: "Janet always havin' serious PMS around that time of the month. It sucks yo. She always yellin' at me an' shit."
Guy #2: "Yeah? Well my Leslie does too, but she uses the iPad so while she is yelling at me I just watch YouTube videos on my laptop."
by Beavis Comeavis January 28, 2010
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Ipadkid

Ipadkid is Quackity. He literally stands like one. Somebody get this man some kool aid and some Mc.Donald fries. And somebody please clean his Ipad its filled with grease
‘Omg did you see Quackitys stream?’ ‘Yeah i did!’
‘He’s such an Ipad kidThis is how to use Ipadkid
by QUAKCIYT May 24, 2021
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iPad

A tablet made by Apple in early 2010. Also something that most of the people who wrote the definitions of iPad on this site like to rage over simply because they can't afford one. There are PLENTY of differences between the iPad and the iPod touch. There are office programs, a ton of apps that are exclusive to the iPad, more processing power, and many, many other things.
The iPad is an amazing tablet made by Apple. If you don't like it, that's fine. Nobody said you had to, if you'd rather use a kindle, go right ahead. Just don't bash something because you don't like it. Seriously, I wager that the majority of the people who wrote the definitions on this site for the iPad haven't even used one before.
by Anonymous2837272 December 25, 2013
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iPapi

A Latino, usually a player, who uses only the newest computer based technology and communication tools to pursue and further amorous relations.
"Whenever I see Carlos he's either in the chat room or out and about talking to his flavor of the week on his newest gadget. He's such an iPapi".
by Just Brad October 27, 2008
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iPad

I wanna play iPad.
by acdows September 21, 2017
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ipaska

An OK web-hosting company, nothing special. Too bad paska is also a Finnish word which translates to crap.
An OK hosting company which is ruined by a bad name.
by jorma uimonen May 6, 2004
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You bought an iPad, didn't you?

An insult to be used when someone has done something stupid or made a mistake. Something REALLY stupid.

It is insulting because obviosuly you would have to be a real dumbass to buy an iPad. That makes this basically the modern form of "You bought an N-Gage, didn't you?"
Peter: I want to see the new Twilight movie!
Carl: You bought an iPad, didn't you?

Kyle: Stan, where's the kitchen?
Stan: Right over there Kyle!
*Kyle gets lost in the basement*
Stan: Kyle! You moron! Are you in the basement!?
Eric: Kyle bought an iPad didn't he?
by fire_machine April 14, 2010
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