negative ion

Bullshit that companies use in their product descriptions to attract karens and anti-vaxxers into being fooled and buying them.

Company: Behold! Our new negative ion anti 5G quantum energy wrist-band!

A: How do people believe this? Atleast the money is off to a person with a brain.
B: This product is 100% true and believable! Anything to protect myself from the 5G waves!

by Poopoo Consumer May 1, 2023

Ion

An acronym used in social media posts that stand for “I Obviously Never,” used to substitute the words “I don’t”

“Ion usually post pics but I had to show of this ootd.”
Translates to = “I obviously never usually post pics but I had to show off this outfit of the day.”

by PixieGirl12 February 24, 2018

Ion

Abbreviation for I don’t

Im sorry ion know what happened last night at the part

by Kate2197 May 13, 2020

cuh ion gih a fuk

“i don’t give a fuck” in a spicy angry way.

“I will tell her to cuh ion gih a fuk.”

by squidward1122 May 16, 2021

Ion

Ion is a special dumb ass and makes everything dirty for no reason

Stop being a Ion

by Bruh234523 May 28, 2023

Ion

Used by closet homos, it's code for "I offer nog/noggin" big means Head/blowjob, so next time someone uses ion it means they want to give you a blowjob

Jack: " I would but ion got the money right now"
Robert "ew that's gay"

by xx8416 October 5, 2023

ioN Flys

A Legendary Call of Duty Trickshotter in the CoD Team “ioN”

Holy shit, ioN Flys just hit a reload nac, adelia, titty nac across the map!

by Meightrix November 20, 2020