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One Direction Infection

A horrible diease that cuases the victim to go deaf and eventually dead. It infects a person due to the fact that he/she (Mainly Females) have listened to one direction music.
Infected Woman: OMG! I LOVE THIS ONE DIRECTION MUSIC! LIKE OMG!!!
Man: HOLY SH*T MY GIRLFREIND HAS THE ONE DIRECTION INFECTION! -The man runs far away-
by Surviorduide December 2, 2013
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Tasty injection

A tasty injection is the act of spreading vanilla and or chocolate frosting over the nub of a removed appendage usually the hand, from the wrist up, then depending on sexual preference, you proceed to tastefully "inject" the frosted nub into ones vagina and or anus.
Ex: My grandfather once told me how he gave my grandmother and my mother a tasty injection right when he got home from the war. Gotta love you gramps!
by Mr. Tasty August 23, 2009
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Hot meat Injection

The act of putting a hot hard dick into a woman's pussy
Hey baby, want the hot meat injection?
by ZJ MASTER November 16, 2009
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Infectious Woobstick

A highly contagious, infectious woobstick. Can be caught by a human, known as woobitis.
I tried to take Barney to the doctor, but he instead impaled my earhole with his infectious woobstick and refused to go.
by limpychicken June 12, 2019
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erection infection

Any STD
Better use a condom or you may end up with an erection infection.
by tonto1 October 27, 2011
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gut infection

A bacterial infection of the bowel,

easily treated with antibiotics, but often misdiagnosed.

It is more prevalent in elderly, sicker people, and those taking certain antibiotics and anti-reflux medication,

however it is becoming more common among fit, young people.

synonym: Clostridium difficile
some symptoms: Crippling stomach cramps, diarrhea, nausea, lethargy,...
-Mom, I'm having diarrhea and stomach cramps!

I see, we must go to the doctor it must be a gut infection, told you to be careful with what you eat!
by LaaCarteronne December 10, 2013
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Joey Infection

A infection caused when a man named joey touches you or aids.
Joey touched my dick yesterday and now I have the Joey Infection.
by Nutsackeaters September 13, 2017
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