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Me soooooooooo horny

A thing you say at geese to arouse them.
"Bro look some geese!"
*Both in sync*
"ME SOOOOOOOOOO HORNY!!!!"
*The geese look at them with come-fuck-me eyes*
by Goobie April 4, 2019
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Horny

My best friends Hannah, Jordyn and I were having a sleepover that night. We invited all of our crushes, who happened to be bestfriends. Sam, Ryan and Tyler

We played truth or strip. The first two people fully naked had to makeout.

The game went on until the first two people naked were Me and Jordyn. I leaned in and gave her a long kiss. We made out in front of everyone for a few minutes. We then stopped, and Hannah admitted to Ryan that she had feelings. Jordyn and I decided it was necessary for us to do the same.

Sam came and whispered “lets fuck baby”. He pushed me against the wall and started kissing me each kiss more passionate. Then he started to go down my neck all the way to my tits.

Jordyn and Tyler started making out. Hannah was giving Ryan a blowjob.

Sam took off his boxers revealing his massive erect 9” dick. I started kissing and licking it. He was about to cum, but then he pulled out. He fingered me while licking my clit. God it felt so good. We then 69ed for a few minutes and he came in my mouth. He then moved to my tight pussy. He said “R u sure?” “YES GIVE IT TO ME” I said. He slowly put it in and started to slowly thrust his hips, each thrust going faster and harder. A few min later I rode it like a cowgirl moving forward,back and up and down. My pussy was full of cum.

Each duo was fucking at the same time. We did doggy style at the same time to see who would cum first.
We continued fucking and playing games all night till we all passed out exhausted.
horny: when you need sex
by bobmarley1233 August 18, 2020
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horay

A deviation of 'hooray'

The phrase may have originated from Pokey the Penguin.
by Rose West November 6, 2007
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Horny Gerbil

Having a woman inhale helium right before orgasm, so her moans of pleasure are extremely high pitched.
Dude, I convinced my wife to do the horny gerbil last night... shit was so cash.
by StevieMJH May 31, 2010
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Food Horny

When your not particularly hungry, but have an extremely strong craving for a certain type of food, which is usually very specific(from a specific restaurant,etc), and can only be satisfied by eating that specific food.
often caused by watching cooking shows.
Dude, that show makes me so food horny.
by wellllltismybirthday March 3, 2011
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horny story

Story that makes you horny :)
Ashley, a seductive girl with huge thighs, hands her sex partner, Olivia, a vibrator. They are wearing mini skirts and very short crop tops, since they are having an exercise lesson. They had their vibrators going inside their pussy. Both of them tried to hold their voices whilst running and jumping around, moaning with pleasure silently. Some time after, they can't hold it anymore, erupting loudly. They came, moaning and screaming with pleasure. Luckily, school is over.

hope you enjoy the horny story, part 2 coming :)
by moonxlouvxx April 3, 2022
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