Askhole, a person who constantly asks questions, yet does the opposite ouf what you told them to do.
Ceasar Hernandez is such an askhole.
by Tryonjackson January 4, 2019
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literally so h0t just ask me out already

hint - my zodiac starts with a a
hey Jesus Hernandez C ur annoying
by urfavhater November 23, 2021
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literally so h0t just ask me out already

hint - my zodiac starts with a a
hey Jesus Hernandez C ur annoying
by urfavhater November 23, 2021
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The act of one killing themselves by applying a slippery substance to the floor to prevent recovery from hanging.
Man today really sucked…I think I’m going to commit the Hernandez shuffle.
by Shufflemaster420 November 21, 2021
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Self cock, small penis, midget, stoopid af. Gets no girls
Bro Jayden Cervantes Hernandez thinks he’s so cool.
Yeah fr, he gay af.
by Christopher Villarreal December 10, 2021
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Alpha Male; one who is built of pure testosterone; fabled to be the second coming of Jesus Christ himself; stronger than Shaggy
People who worship God are secretly worshiping Keith Hernandez, who is God, and man, and spirit.

I want Keith Hernandez to impregnate me with his holy semen
by Believer of Keithanism September 9, 2020
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