haunted henry

run through a haunted house naked with a boner

danm my boner was bouncing up and down,haunted henry

by nick baker, jamie hall January 13, 2006

Adam Henry

Police slang for asshole. In phonetic alphabet Adam stands for "A" and Henry is "H" together AH(asshole)

Cop 1: what happened with that guy last night?

Cop 2: he was just an Adam Henry, so we dragged his ass to jail.

by Nasor6221 February 3, 2015

Henry

He is the best friend anyone could ever have. Do not ever let him go. Would easily the biggest mistake of your life.
Henry's are always caring, nice, extremely sexyyyyy, usually better as a latino. So veryy very intelligent and perceptive. Basically a sweet Know-It-All :D
Occasionally is frustrating due to the fact that you can never measure up to the Henry's. Then they always like to believe they are right but its ok because most of the time they are. They try to figure out things they cannot and will always be asking questions about everything.

Easy to shop for though for holidays and what not because if you bother them enough times then they will tell you the exact thing they want.

If you ever end up dating one, he will probably be one of the few people that you will fall in love with and no matter what, always trust them because they will never betray that trust.

guy 1: Hey look its that one super sexy guy, his name is Henry isn't it?

guy 2: Oh wait hold up guy 1, no no that guy isn't a Henry, that is an Edward. (wink wink nudge nudge)

by yellowpolkadotbikini December 13, 2009

Henry

A translated contemporary version of the word, Hero. A Henry will rise to the occasion when most needed, especially during times of epic battle and interstellar confliect. It is good to have a Henry in your friend group and/or family because during an alien invasion or attack of super villians, the Henry will then disappear only to re-appear as a Hero of some type, Superhero or galatic warrior sent through time and space. Henry is usually also the name of the Hero's alter ego, so if you know someone named Henry, odds are that person is a Hero of sometype. The actual superhero name is unknown, though if you have only one superhero, you can bet that its a Henry behind that mask or cape. Don't forget that if its a women, then her name is probably Henrietta!

#1 It's a bird, it's a plane, no it's a Henry!

#2 Lady: Run, it's a giant teddy bear stomping through Manhatten!

Man: Eh...don't worry about it. Henry will take care of it. Won't you, Henry?

Henry: (Silence because he's no where to be found)

Man: Look at that, he's on it already! (Points up to the sky where a caped figure is flying in, heading towards the giant teddy bear)

by Frostylad February 5, 2010

Henry County

A place in the middle of bumfuck nowhere, where sluts and meth heads roam free. Everybody knows everyone and half of the kids who can’t score fuck their goats instead

Henry county is the best. We can fuck our goats and then the whole team

by Pp boi February 13, 2019

Henry Clay

Henry Clay is a drinking game, combining the games of flip cup and power-hour. From 4-8 people is best, and each person is on his/her own team. Instead of messing with the up-down-up foolishness that accompanies flip cup, once the song changes on the power hour, the competitors know when to drink and flip. The last one to flip is eliminated. Keep playing till you get a champion, and then start a new game without interrupting the power hour. Note: Even though a competitor can be elimated, he/she must drink every time a song changes.

Connor always lost at Henry Clay because he was never ready for power hour song change.

by Boone Slug July 1, 2011

Henry V

A cheap male prostitute, named after a line from Shakespeare's play. One who will "hold your manhood cheap."

I was feeling lonely and I only had five bucks, so I went looking for a Henry V.

by Stefan Postma's pain July 23, 2009