hatch a monster loaf

To deliver a large amount of excrement in one piece.

I was on the bog this morning and i hatched a monster loaf, i swear it was coming out sideways!!

by Wise Man July 11, 2003

tard hatch

The hatch that allows "tards into the room"

Who left the Tard Hatch open?

by the tard hatch doorman October 28, 2011

hatched, matched, and dispatched

A lady never wants her name in print except on the occasion of her birth, her marriage, and her death.

For example, one would not want to be pictured intoxicated at a gathering. "Never be photographed with a drink in your hand" is companion advice from parents to children teaching proper decorum. No matter how much fun one has in private, among trusted friends, one must only be put before the public when hatched, matched, and dispatched. Being thrust into the public eye is inherently distasteful.

by EnglisIrishRose May 30, 2011

hatch

two brows one

that patch of hair that turns two eyebrows into one

You need to shave that hatch so you don't look like bert

by lightning lightning July 7, 2008

always bet on hatch

To bet on to accomplish the goal required.

Comes from the old World of Warcraft proverb ' we just stole the quest from you '

If you are in a situation with 3 or more guilds waiting for a specific enemy to spawn you can bet on hatch to get the first hit and piss all the others off who have been waiting for a week


fuckin swe's

by Reektan May 13, 2005

Caterpillar that never hatches

When someone is punched in the dick so hard it comes through the Anus and sticks out the prolapsed anus like a cocoon.

I will give you a caterpillar that never hatches

by Sec8 July 16, 2022

J-Hatch

1. When a girl's hair is especially nappy that day.
2. When a girl does not care and throws her hair in a frizzy messy bun
3. Untamed, unattractive hair situation
4. Hair resembles that of a squirrel's tail

1. "Do you need to borrow my brush, cause your hair is pulling a J-Hatch"
2. "I was running late so I threw my hair up in a J-Hatch"
3. "I don't know she's got J-Hatch hair."
4. "Your pony tail is J-Hatchin it up"
5. "I can't go out tonight, my hair's being a J-Hatch"

by MerBer May 20, 2008