hank steel

The real queer cowboy

I’m Hank Steel the real queer cowboy!

by Hank’s Redemption February 13, 2019

Snosh hank

a dog with really nice feet

your dog has snosh hank

by Mabeline smatie April 27, 2020

Hank Green

Hank Green, famous musical artist, Vlogger, and the creator of VidCon, according to his brother John Green (Author), is the second largest ocean in the world. Hank is also an adorable drunk princess.

Have you ever swam in Hank Green?

Did you see Hank Green on the news?

by NFFL! August 23, 2014

Tom Hanks

Everything and Anything that guy says is funny.

Tom Hanks : I have AIDS.
Peter Griffin : HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

by Ed01010112321 November 3, 2006

Hank Azaria

An oddly sexy and multitalented actor from New York. His most famous excursions include marrying Helen Hunt, playing Lancelot in the broadway musical Spamalot, and the voices of Moe, Apu and Chief Wiggum on the Simpsons.

He is the actor everyone knows about and has seen, but never knows the name of.

Also a Sephardic Jew, he is a perfect example of Sexjewgly

Hank Azaria is one fine piece of man and an awesome actor.

by toee May 24, 2006

Hank Green

Hank Green is a massive star that provides life for Earth. Hank is the center of the solar system, but in the dark ages people thought that the Earth revolved around Hank.

Hank Green came out today, so its was a great day to have a picnic.

by Lashiqua January 24, 2010

Hank's Razor

A variation on Occam's Razor devised by Hank Green theorizing that if an anomaly in society can be explained by socioeconomic status, it's probably that, rather than whatever obscure detail the anomaly is trying to measure.

Does playing racquet sports make people who play them live longer than everyone else? No, Hank's Razor indicates that people who play racquet sports are more likely to be wealthy and have better access to health care.

by Zijayar July 19, 2023