Handicrapper

The handicap toilet in most buildings, restaurants, etc.

Because I like a lot of space when I poop I'll always use the handicrapper!

by Eddy 47 XLVII TYO February 27, 2009

handicrapped

Adj - Having bowel issues so severe that they interfere with your normal life functions at the moment.

"I want to go out with my friends tonight, but I can't leave the toilet because I'm having severe diarrhea. I'm officially handicrapped.

by PSAforhandicrappedpeople July 2, 2012

Hania

A Hot milf

Hania you're so hot

by QT4U August 17, 2021

Human Handcuff

When you are fisting a man or woman and they put gorilla glue around your wrist, sealing the fist inside of them and restricting the use of that hand.

Jeff: I can't hangout today
Roy: Why?
Jeff: Because my girlfriend put me in a Human Handcuff again.

by EkarcE11 May 2, 2015

handcuffed

When both anal and vaginal fisting occur at the same time, so the man would be "handcuffed" and unable to move both his arms freely.

Last night I was fisting this chick, and decided to fist her ass too. (anal and vaginal) and my arms got stuck for a short time! it was like i was handcuffed!

by W0WH8terzzzzzz October 21, 2010

Handchuffed

To be handcuffed to your very heterosexual partner and being chuffed about it.

-Did you see that new picture of Benedict Cumberbatch and Martin Freeman?
-Yeah, they were handchuffed!

by Jamchuffed July 8, 2011

Hancocking

Doing something big that will get you in trouble, but you don't care. This term derives from how John Hancock wrote his name the biggest on The Declaration of Independence.

John: I just banged eight fat chicks!
Bob: Your wife is going to be pissed!
John: I don't care! I love Hancocking!

Tim robbed a bank, walked across the street and started jerking off in front of everyone. The police were on their way. He didn't worry a bit. He's really great at Hancocking.

by Captain Cam von Dam April 28, 2012