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Love Handles

When you need a little more to grab onto, when you're sliding your hot cock up your lover's tight ass, these guys jiggle just right.
Did you see thee love handles on that chick
by kidg May 21, 2008
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Slut Handles

Tits used to hold onto while fucking a slut
I was doing this chick so hard I used her Slut Handles to hold on tight...
by WillKORE The Brutal January 14, 2008
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rape handles

noun. pony tails or pigtails, especially the latter, because they can be used as handles during intercourse
My hair is being unruly today. I think I'll put up some rape handles.
by stevelightning June 17, 2011
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Clam Handlers

Female version of Dick Beaters, Lady Hands, a woman’s hands.
Hey Lady! Keep your clam handlers off my vehicle!!
by DirtyluluJ March 27, 2023
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handiversary

The annual celebration of the first time you pleasured yourself with your hand (AKA jerked it).
I'm going to get myself a new bottle of lotion to celebrate my handiversary.
by Jam1234567890 February 12, 2014
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HANDLER

A service in the open market of taking care of one needs.
I hired a HANDLER with the power company to deal with that, but it wasn't cheap.
by Quest2_1TRUTH_021ArS July 11, 2020
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hawg handler

a person, usually male, who just has to fuck the biggest, fattest, ugliest bitches he can possibly get his hands on. no questions asked. always demanding the grossest pig in the bar, saloon, lounge, or club..
did you see that fat fukn huge, ugly cunt Lane was with last nite, that guy only handles premium aaa hawgs.

Ya, he is a total hawg handler!
by hawg handler June 15, 2011
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