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handball

To pass off work on to another co-worker(s), as to avoid doing any work yourself.
Mike handballed his project to Mark because he was lazy.
by Brentobox88 November 30, 2009
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handballing

Fisting, as practiced anally among gay men.
Handballing is a true expression of boy-love
by cornholio October 16, 2003
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european handball

the greatest sport of all time, played with great intensity and played to win.
only the great survive this battle on the court, and it takes some balls to survive this game.

theres a basket involved, and a goal where you throw the ball just to throw it at the goalie. yeaaah, whats better?
don't forget to take three really big steps during your dribbles!
"wow, look at that kid go! he can play european handball like a pro!"
by OysterBay HighSchool November 20, 2007
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dancing round handbags

Reminiscent of the 1980s discos, a group, usually females, placing their handbags on the floor in a disco and dancing round them in a circle waiting for something to happen, with no plan other to dance until something happens, or more likely someone askes them to dance.
It was the two hours since the meeting started and no progress had been made and the chairmen said we needed to stop dancing round handbags and make a decision.
by Jebelhasher May 9, 2022
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Bad Handball

1.Stemming from the AFL Live series of games, the term "Bad Handball" is used in a similar way to "Bad Call" or "You Idiot." Also used after a shit joke or a joke that falls on its face. A Pre-recording of Dennis Cometti saying "Bad Handball" is the correct pronunciation ie "Baaaad Handball." A Handball is an aspect of Australian Football.

2.An act of scullduggery or "bad blokeness" or simply a bad decision, if something is bad then generally the phrase can be manipulated to apply
Person 1: "Kevin Rudd? More like Kevin Gay"
Person 2: "Bad Handball"

Person 1: "I hooked up with a fat, ugly chick"
Person 2: "Bad Handball"
by goflb June 28, 2009
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Bavarian Handbasket

A Bavarian Handbasket, or 'hand basket', is a sex position for those "advanced nympho" ladies who would like to spice things up a tiny bit in the bedroom and perhaps get a somewhat different reaction from their partner/s than the normal, everyday whips and chains, S&M, and gorilla toss.

Here are the directions for for the nympholadies who are getting bored with finger-in-the-asshole-bj's, etc... They are very specific so be sure to write this one down on the back of your hand so you can read it and remember while doing it doggy style.

Steps-
1. Firmly grasp your partner's* genitalia, or balls, all the way at the top of where they hang down.

* If having sex with more than one man at the time, then repeat these steps as necessary.

2. When you have a firm grasp on them, rip out as many pubes on them as possible or to your liking, with your other free hand.

3. Take the pubes and lay them across your chest*.

*Really, anywhere on your body is fine. Putting them on your chest, however, is what makes this move Bavarian.

4. After removing all the sack pubes to your liking, twist the ball sack 360 Degrees. If this does not get a reaction from your partner right away, keep twisting as necessary.

5. After twisting the sack to your liking, pull it extremely hard and quick, forcing your partner to get on his knees.

6. When this is completed, separate and take your legs and put them on his shoulders*. Be sure that your feet are locked behind his head so he cannot escape.

*If screwing a midget, this step may be difficult.

7. Now take the ball sack and thrust it into your vagina as much as possible. Release your grip and jack off your partner until he cums*, while the ball sack is still twisted inside your vagina

*If there is blood, then you have done the whole process correctly.

8. You have successfully completed the Bavarian Handbasket. Congratulations! You may now smear your partner's pubes in his face.
"Dude, Carla did this thing to me the other night. She said it was called the Bavarian Handbasket or some shit... said she got it off urbandictionary or youtube or some shit."

"Well, how was it dude?!?"

"Dude...it was the best thing ever! She forcefully took my balls, ripped out their pubes, twisted my junk, and shoved it into her pussy, then jacked me off while it was still in there."

"Why doesn't Claire ever do that to me?..."
by musclemilk32 March 25, 2008
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handball

The best sport in the world, like tennis but not exacly. The most popular place in the world to play is coney island, Brooklyn, New York City
by JeVoNeR September 14, 2003
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