Hammie

That Guy that Goes on yappin about the same shitz over and over , asking dumb ass Questions than He answers them by himself. Cause he has, Tiny Dick syndrome .

Also, some people look like Hammies as their "Troll and Valture Like" Qualities overtake their Appearance as they Get Older.

by Guagga November 18, 2019

hammie

our precious child. everyone loves him

omg your hammie is adorable!!

by peacheylush March 26, 2020

Hamming around

A dyke’s version of ‘hanging around’, where two females, in the first 10 minutes of meeting each other, decide the conversation’s not working and what they really want is to straight down to business: aggressively rubbing their vulvas - ‘hams’ - together on the sofa.

Mark: hey Steph, boring weekend huh? You get up to anything? *awkwardly smiles*
Stephanie: you know, the yoozh, just hamming around with Daisy.

by wake_and_whack 8=> November 13, 2020

Hamming around

A dyke’s version of ‘hanging around’, where to lesbians, within the first 10 minutes of meeting each other, aggressively rub their vulvas (‘hams’) together on the sofa.

Dave: hey steph, boring weekend huh?

You get up to anything? *awkwardly smiles*
Steph: you know, the yoozh, just hamming around with Daisy.

by wake_and_whack 8=> November 13, 2020

hammied

being hammied is kinda the same as being hammered but it’s more fun to say and it’s more SUITABLE to say while drunk ...

is sydney hammied right now??

by anna silly November 14, 2020

Hamified

(Ham-if-eyed) Hamified is when something and/or someone is made so utterly dumb and smoothbrained, they resemble the origin of Hamification, 'Hamoka60'. It can spread rapidly throughout dumbasses, with the leading cause being Hamoka60.

'Oh god! He Hamified my wife! Now she's disabled!.'

by Pl@tinumSt@r December 28, 2020

Hammie

A common nic name for someone named Pam/Pamela. Most often used by the children, or spouse.

Go check and see if Hammie is home! Hurry!

by wordqueen December 31, 2020