Chocolate Husband

A denizen of the Luxembourg region, often originating from Belgium. Expert chocolatier, specializing in the gourmet crafting of chocolate waffles.

Often a sweet companion, but lacking in real substance.
"Hey girl, I heard you're back on the market?"

"No, I got me a Chocolate Husband!"
by Laughing Stoic February 10, 2011
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Pias Husband

whaaat? she is married? yes bitches thats totally right. married to the most handsome man on earth. oh yes.

He always listens to her and is always there for her.

She is so in love with him.
In fact, no one has ever made her feel like he does. He makes her happy even when she thinks she‘s at her lowest. He manages to make her smile everytime they talk.
Her heart makes a little jump everytime he calls her.
Her face lights up with joy and pure happiness everytime they are together.
And somehow she always seems happier, whenever he‘s around.
Mert,
seni cok seviyorum

I love you so much

Ich liebe dich so sehr
„Omg have you seen Pias Husband? He is so handsome!“
„Have you heard? Pias Husband, Mert Celik, made her the most happiest woman on earth. Wow they are both so lucky to have each other“
by merts wife February 07, 2022
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Bored Husband

A husband or boyfriend who follows or sits and waits on a bench their wife or girlfriend while she shops. Usually found in malls, sitting on a bench while on their phone, or falling asleep.
I was like a bored husband today, just following my friends around while they shopped because I didn't have any shopping money.
by klepthomaniac June 27, 2016
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Husband Hunting

Husband Hunting

When a woman’s top priority in life is to find a husband by going to any and all singles oriented events. Very common in conservative Catholic Culture.
Mary Ellen: How did your week go?
Linda: Just another week filled going to nightly events Husband Hunting but to no avail.
by Slabshack November 28, 2018
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whole husband

Meaning an active husband in her everyday life
That girl has a whole husband...
by That girl.... October 29, 2019
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fictional husband

A guy you have a HUGE crush on, but

A. He doesn't exist
B. It's something that will never happen. Like Rap Monster.
"Pikachu is my fictional husband!"
by Meme2004 April 21, 2017
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Angry Husband

The "Angry Husband" is a hard back hand shot in Ping Pong. It is called an Angry Husband because the shot is very similar to that of a man whacking some broad in the teeth.
Person 1 " Damn pulled of that angry husband today... he didn't even see it come "

Person 2 " That was prime. Looked like Steve hittin' his ho the other night "

by Levi is a FAG March 23, 2009
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