Neglected Zumba Husband is a man married to an obsessed Zumba addict and is always stuck taking care of the kids, cooking meals and cleaning the house. Most wish their wife is half as nice to them as she is to her Zumba students, and sex.... let's not even go there.
My Neglected Zumba Husband (NZH) does all the work around the house while I'm out teaching Zumba classes. See Neglected Zumba Husband page on facebook.
by NZH Prez May 25, 2011
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''Deal! I'm your safety husband''
''Deal! I'm your safety husband''
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Corpse Husband is a seductive voiced, faceless youtube content creator. He specialises in true horror narration but also dabbles in creepypasta. Corpse as of recent months has been better known for his involvement in various other youtube creators videos on the Among Us gameplay.
He is also referred to as:
- 'Deep Daddy' by Jason
- 'The man with the best voice' by Jack
- 'Spoken brown note'
- or generally Daddy by the simpier part of the fandom.
Corpse does not, and might never do a face reveal. So get over it now ... :)
He is also referred to as:
- 'Deep Daddy' by Jason
- 'The man with the best voice' by Jack
- 'Spoken brown note'
- or generally Daddy by the simpier part of the fandom.
Corpse does not, and might never do a face reveal. So get over it now ... :)
by .... this is how you remind me October 17, 2020
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Quacky Husband has all of the women in the world simping for him
Quacky Husband has all of the women in the world simping for him
by homomanian March 7, 2021
Get the Quacky Husband mug.The second husband when the first marriage didn’t work out. The one who is suppose to “outdo” the predecessor. The second husband is supportive but never gets the kids on Father’s Day when they go to their “real” dad, even with as bad or neglectful as their real dad may be. The measurement of how second husbands “stack up” is ever-present with regards to the first husband and the comparisons span from the family relatives, children, friends, neighbors and the wife regardless of how good the second husband is.
“Jill always tries to make John feel good about his finances and body because of second husband syndrome. Her first husband Mark is a multi-millionaire and was a fitness model in college.”
by joenash85 December 14, 2021
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Josh enjoys being a hot husband. He takes care of his home while being available for fun on the weekends.
by Justice626 June 14, 2020
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