The ridiculous, utterly retarded notion or idea that your Urban Dictionary submission will ever, ever make it to the front page.
Jack: Hey, look, I just submitted something that I just know is REALLY funny that EVERYONE will love. If it doesn't get to the front page, then all the moderators of UrbanDictionary must be fucked up in the head!
The next day, looking at your word on Urban Dictionary (fervently thumbing it up, of course, in a futile attempt to get it noticed)
Jack: Fuck. I'm not funny at all. I hate myself. How did I ever hope for this entry to ever get anywhere and be anything else other than a file stealing server space from the good people of UrbanDictionary.com?
The next day, looking at your word on Urban Dictionary (fervently thumbing it up, of course, in a futile attempt to get it noticed)
Jack: Fuck. I'm not funny at all. I hate myself. How did I ever hope for this entry to ever get anywhere and be anything else other than a file stealing server space from the good people of UrbanDictionary.com?
by HerpoDerpoSarcasm December 06, 2011
by Sarah February 15, 2005
Hopes are amazing people. She may seem shy at first but she’s crazy, kind, and very sweet when you get to know. I’m so lucky to have a hope as my best friend. If you have a Hope in your keep her around for the long haul. Hopes are good singers, and very pretty.
Boy: dang look how cute Hope looks today
Boy 2: what are you talking about? She looks like this every day
Boy 2: what are you talking about? She looks like this every day
by Kachee January 18, 2019
A girl who thrives for attention. She likes you but you don't like her that much. She is fine sometimes but not all the time. Sometimes its more overwhelming than fun to hang out with her. She doesn't have many friends and not many people like her. She is mean to a lot of people.
by imacoolkid1 April 17, 2020
A fake emotion people use to cover up their broken mind. To hide their doubs and forget about them. Replace them with fake happy emotions. Hope? Faith? That's just all a mask
by PainOfBeingForgotten June 25, 2016
An extremely hot girl. She will be your sweetest and bestest friend. She will always flash one of her cutest smiles to brighten your day. She will always stand by you no matter what. All the boys are attracted to her and maybe even some girls.
by Nikki222 March 14, 2018
A Beautiful Disaster who likes Cereal, Hard Rock and the smell of her own farts.
She will sing off key while dancing(head banging) in the kitchen while burning the Pizza and spilling your beer. She will fall down stairs, wreck your car, and try to get your dog high.
when your being intimate, she will bite your tongue when you go to kiss her, try to stick her finger in your butt and call you her bitch. She will ride you while choking you and then spit in your mouth.
She will continue riding you even after you came if she hadn't yet. She'll put her cigarette out on your bare chest, climb off of you and then whip you cock with a wet rolled up towel telling you great job champ.
If you piss her off she will donate all of your belongings to charity and fuck your cousin.
She is more than any man can ask for and you will never be able to live without her.
She is the most beautiful person you can imagine inside and out so you will always tolerate her craziness. She is more addicting than heroine or meth. One night with her and you're hooked for life. You will never love anyone as much as her, so never let her go. She has the mind of a demon but the heart of an Angel.
She will sing off key while dancing(head banging) in the kitchen while burning the Pizza and spilling your beer. She will fall down stairs, wreck your car, and try to get your dog high.
when your being intimate, she will bite your tongue when you go to kiss her, try to stick her finger in your butt and call you her bitch. She will ride you while choking you and then spit in your mouth.
She will continue riding you even after you came if she hadn't yet. She'll put her cigarette out on your bare chest, climb off of you and then whip you cock with a wet rolled up towel telling you great job champ.
If you piss her off she will donate all of your belongings to charity and fuck your cousin.
She is more than any man can ask for and you will never be able to live without her.
She is the most beautiful person you can imagine inside and out so you will always tolerate her craziness. She is more addicting than heroine or meth. One night with her and you're hooked for life. You will never love anyone as much as her, so never let her go. She has the mind of a demon but the heart of an Angel.
"That crazy Hope is gonna drive me insane"
"Hope has the most Beautiful green eyes"
"Hope bit me!" "I love Hope"
"Hope has the most Beautiful green eyes"
"Hope bit me!" "I love Hope"
by Matt Soultwin April 15, 2017