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Hooters

what you have to look at when a girl is talking to you
Hooters hooters yum yum yum,
Hooters hooters on a girl that's dumb.
by The Dude April 28, 2003
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hooker hoops

Large gold or gold plated hoop earrings worn by a female chavor chavette.

Usually large enough to be mistaken for a parrot perch, hooker hoops are sold in Argos etc and form part of the overall chav bling. They are often accompanied by heavy gold chains, rings on every finger and piercings on every fleshy body part.

Worn together, the overall impression is designed to make the wearer look as though they charge for sex*. The main difference is that the sheer size of these earrings means that they would be highly impractical for a genuine sex-worker to wear.

* Chav 'currency' being cheap alcohol, cigarettes, bling and car parts nicked from Halfords, rather than legal tender.
'Ere, Debz, they got them noo hooker hoops in Argos nah innit.
by Lady S August 15, 2007
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hooker boots

Large, often black, leather or pleather boots with large heels. They generally extend to or above the knee.

Fake hooker boots can be contructed via the use of black, heeled leather/pleather shoes and matching tube socks.
All of the girls at school wear hooker boots.
by Komodo December 19, 2003
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Hooker Hikers

Dang, these Hooker Hikers are killing my feet but they sure look hot!
by spielhorst May 29, 2010
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Hooters Lottery

When you go into a restaurant with attractive waitresses and select a table. You wait until you see who your waitress will be. Sometimes you win, sometimes you lose. The Hooters Lottery.
Today I lost the Hooters Lottery. My server must have been an original waitress she was so old.
by b1gdummy May 8, 2015
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Ninja Hooker

A mythical hero who protects other hookers from abusive and or cheap clients. Usually uses penis deforming ninja weapons.
The married, sucessful, CEO didn't want to pay Bubbles, so she called upon a ninja hooker, who then mutilated the poor soul with her medieval weaponary.
by El Guero Canijo May 20, 2011
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Harry Potter Hooters

Breasts that resemble upside down wizard hats.
by gaznarmenutak February 4, 2010
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