Heaven

A place made up by christians so that they may threaten they're offspring into behaving and taking punishment.

Mom said I'm not gonna get into heaven

"Your not getting into heaven!!!" -mom

by God Themself October 11, 2020

Heaven

Tia S's Tiddies

Heaven is pierced!

by m.d_ October 18, 2020

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by kyretb fghjye October 19, 2020

heaven

A beautiful glorious place where GOD and JESUS live and where CHRISTIAN'S go when they pass away.

I'm going to heaven when i die.

by Tidierspuid9859 January 15, 2021

Heaven

A place you go when daddy Jesus says your time is up

Time to go to Heaven *wink* *wink*

by vdiohfbt4kwjro March 15, 2021

heaven

Somewhere we will never be able to go. Can sometimes be seen when the sky is dark blue and there is a strange white light that is not the moon or sun. We have been locked out of heaven.

Lynn: We'll be able to go to heaven if we do good shit!
Kellyana: We were never chosen to go to heaven anyway, why the fuck would you say that?

by kittenbunny65 April 4, 2021

Heaven

A bunch of babes wanting to date you and undress infront of your eyes

Hey look at that he’s in heaven

by Toebyeus April 7, 2021