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Hawaiian Shirt Anomaly

Although a rational man such as Phill is unlikely to fall for superstitions, his dedication to BL5 and the effort that he has put into improving it might cause an anomaly to occur. This anomaly might cause unreasonable amount of downtimes and seemingly impossible situations where there can only be one possible reason... Someone has the Hawaiian shirt on.
Carlos: Wears the Hawaiian shirt to the office once.
Phil: Knows that the line will break down and tells Carlos
Line actually breaks down and Carlos learns the lesson of the Hawaiian Shirt Anomaly.
by Carlos_Tesla July 17, 2024
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Hawaiian Firework

/həˈwīən/ˈfī(ə)rˌwərk/

(N.) When a New Years Eve partier blows a paper horn at a fellow partier’s face, and that someone is soo intoxicated that they projectile vomit into the paper horn; the paper horn player then proceeds to vomit back through the paper horn onto the original vomiter.
1. Did you see Amanda get hit with that Hawaiian Firework last night? Oh yeah, happy New Year, buddy.
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Hawaiian Flashbang

A "Hawaiian Flashbang" simply brings utter desolation to a human being. Every single bone in their body breaks, and every pore in their body bleeds, resulting in a complete bloodbath simply because they came in to contact with an object that didn't even explode.

The term was originally coined when soldiers in Hawaii rubbed a flashbang onto an unsuspecting survivor- resulting in their utter desolation.
"Man, that guy didn't even get his chest rubbed, that was a whole Hawaiian Flashbang."

"What the hell happened here? This looks like a Hawaiian Flashbang went off!"
by ArchesAviation March 25, 2023
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Hawaiian Slurpee

The act of pouring local Hawaiian pineapple juice into the vagina then sipping it out with a turtle safe straw.
Guy: Babe, I'm really craving pineapple and sex right now.
Girl: well let me lay down and you can try a Hawaiian slurpee.
by Islandfukking April 25, 2021
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Hawaiian Blow

"me and Suzie did a "Hawaiian blow" in the bathroom room last night"
by Miloo0o June 9, 2023
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hawaiian snowglobe

When put rubber bands around a girls tits and you titty fuck her and you launch your load into her nostril(s).
Did you just say Hawaiian Snowglobe?
Count me in!
by Chud April 19, 2018
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hawaiian waterfall

When a female squirts into a males asshole during sex.
"Yea man she was gonna squirt so I had her give me a Hawaiian waterfall"
by BigPapiAyub August 22, 2017
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