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Half Jock

1. A popped collared douche-bag who reminisces about being popular due to high school sports, but currently suffers from the consequences of stupid decisions made in high-school/post graduation;

2. An individual who does not, or to a limited extent, participates in sports, but memorizes various player stats for the purpose of garnering an identity.
1

(At the grocery store)

Craig: "Hey is that Eric bagging groceries?"

Chris: "Yeah, I guess being amazing at phys-ed does not take you far in life..."

Craig: "What a half jock..."

2.

Craig: (observing a fat, but nicely dressed in american eagle clothing individual watching football with his "bro's" at a bar, spewing off names, stats etc.) "Hey Chris, check out that half Jock."

Chris: "Yeah, what a douche."
by JumberJack mc Tits June 26, 2010
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haliyah

Haliyah is a very nice and caring person .people think she's very funny .people say she has a resting bitch face but she does not care .haliyah has a very nice sense of humor .haliyah is a very trustworthy and honest person and she really loves her family and friends.haliyah doesn't care about the haters that's why their haters there at the back for a reason.people say haliyah is quite giddy and loud but it's just her being her.
''Haliyah has a beautiful heart and she is very giddy and calm'
by Niamey March 16, 2017
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hallparty

Some of the coolest parties on college campuses. Only the absolutely lamest people aren't invited.
1. This hallparty is kickin'
2. I'm at a hall party. Can you call me back.
3. What's poppin'?

Oh it's the hallparty, sick!
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Halalify

To make proper or ritually pure or eat food conforming to dietary Islamic laws.
Some food industries don't halalify meat
by Abdi Mahad October 20, 2012
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halim

Handsome man ,full of kindness and smart,goodlooking also the best ever friends.
Wht's perfect mean? "It's all about halim
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HALA

A beautiful girl who doesn't know that she's beautiful, and even insists on denying it. Beautiful here doesn't refer to her physical appearance; she may be incredibly sexy but her heart is her true treasure. She's soft and tender like the inside of a rose, she's reserved and closed like its outside. On the outside a rose's color is faded, on the inside it is the most beautiful and passionate color of red seen by man. Her thorns stubbornly draw blood to resist human touch and they succeed at keeping people away. She doesn't let her guard down easily because she refuses to show glimpses of her vulnerable beauty to those who don't deserve it. Don't let her innocent smile fool you, it hides the deepest secrets. Don't let her sweet eyes fool you, they're fearless. If you are worthy, she alone will let you inside her heart. If you are worthy, she will love you like no other, and you will heal.
Person 1: Maaan I thought she was into me but it turns out she's not. I can't figure her out. She confuses me.

Person 2: She's Hala, what do you expect?
by rayanh93 July 17, 2018
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halu

A word from Indonesian Language. It is from a word "halusinasi" which means hallucinations. But in the context here, the word "halu" means 'being delusional'. It is used when the conversation opponent is doubting the statement that the other person is saying.
A : Holounggas bukan makanan (holobird is not a food)
B : HALU! (you're being delusinal/ doubt)
by GittaWinagainstMeha April 17, 2021
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