A cum gummy comes from the thick, gelatin-like sticky lumps that are occasionally present in a man’s ejaculate. The thick jelly like substance will congeal after being ejaculated on to the skin or hair of a woman’s body leaving a cum gummy. A cum gummy is thick enough for just two fingers to remove the cum gummy from the skin. It is stretchy and extremely sticky and will stick to both fingers as you pull the fingers apart and move them back together again. The texture is very similar to a half eaten gummy bear that a small child has been playing with for some time on a hot summer day.
Man, I made the mistake of going down on my girl after I jizzed all over her bush, next thing I knew I found myself eating my own cum gummy!
by Whippedmamasboy January 27, 2021
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The opposite of balls of steel.
The opposite of balls of steel.
Person 1: Did you ask her out?
Person 2: No, I was shy.
Person 1: You need to grow a pair, dude. You got some gummy gonads.
Person 2: No, I was shy.
Person 1: You need to grow a pair, dude. You got some gummy gonads.
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Guy 1: “I heard you fucked an old lady last night!”
Guy 2: “Yea she took her dentures out and gave me a gummy fuck!”
Guy 2: “Yea she took her dentures out and gave me a gummy fuck!”
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Get the Gummy bear mug.Gummy Bears are the root of all evil. They have slowly succeeded in their attempts to take over the goverment as they have made school hours longer and made education compulsory till age 18. Virtually indestructable, Gummy Bears will rule the world.
Biting off heads, running over with cars and jamming them in draws do not work. Gummy Bears can break freezers too!
by Steph&Chels October 18, 2008
Get the Gummy Bears mug.A 'gummy rub' is when a (usually old) lady or gentleman removes his or her false teeth and gives a (usually younger) gentleman oral pleasure.
This phrase could idealy be used in the following situations -
'What did you get up to last night Charles?'
'ah, not much - me old land lady came round and gave me a gummy rub... not bad for a pensioner!'
Or -
'alright luv, fancy giving me a gummy rub?'
or -
'I gave this youngster a 'gummy rub' last night but he was really small, not really worth it!'
'What did you get up to last night Charles?'
'ah, not much - me old land lady came round and gave me a gummy rub... not bad for a pensioner!'
Or -
'alright luv, fancy giving me a gummy rub?'
or -
'I gave this youngster a 'gummy rub' last night but he was really small, not really worth it!'
by PinkNicky June 5, 2007
Get the gummy rub mug.Very similar to a Yummy mummy. ie a sexually attractive mother who looks after herself and her appearance.
There is, though, an important distinction. Gummy mummies are beautiful and attractive until they open their mouths. They have serious gum problems, normally caused by previous crack or meth addiction.
There is, though, an important distinction. Gummy mummies are beautiful and attractive until they open their mouths. They have serious gum problems, normally caused by previous crack or meth addiction.
John: Wow, look at Tina's mum, she's a yummy mummy !!
Shaun: Who ? Shazza ? have you seen her when she opens her gob ? I'd say she's more like a gummy mummy.
coined the term
Shaun: Who ? Shazza ? have you seen her when she opens her gob ? I'd say she's more like a gummy mummy.
coined the term
by JustJayne November 19, 2010
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