gription

Combination of the words traction and grip that describe a woman who can't seem to get past a second date.

After the last two boyfriends slipped through her fingers, her frinds realized that she lacked the ability to get good gription.

by muh-drees March 13, 2011

Gremotions

an unexpected an unusual occurence when a creature belonging to the genus "Grem" and the species "Balls" reveals his/her emotional state of mind. Coincides with a national disaster and/or the apocalypse

Person 1: HOLY FUCK the world is actually coming to an end

Person 2: Uh oh I knew I shouldn't have let my gremotions show

by Blowna October 4, 2011

gription

Hybrid of trying to get a grip & trying to get some traction in the direction you want to go.

I am trying to open this jar of pickles, but I can't get any gription.

by Buckstar Starbuck October 12, 2016

Grumpkin

When you are right and they are just plain grumpy about it.

"Why you gotta be a grumpkin?"

by Jacob Onealyneal May 21, 2016

Trumption

employing aggressiveness and courage without the knowledge/intelligence behind it, or, when an assumption becomes a fact just because you say so

even though it looks like a few hundred thousand people, my trumption is that it's 1.5 million people - therefore it IS 1.5 million people!

by Onetwoeight January 24, 2017

Grumpkin

When an elderly gentlemen receives oral sex from his nurse while she changes his soiled diaper.

"Did you hear about Herbert? Had a heart attack while gettin' a grumpkin."
"Hell of a way to go."

by alwaysreadyteddy February 9, 2017

Grumping off

Someone in a grumpy mood who intentionally avoids interaction with others as they wallow in their own discontent

Mike got out of the wrong side of the bed today, he's been grumping off in the garage all morning

by Quixand August 31, 2017